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Well saying we get someone in the ilk of Ben Arfa we still need 1 quality striker and decent cover for left back, I know the Sol rumours are probably bullshit but if we can get him also I'd be pretty confident of staying up. However, I bet 1 more signing and a loan deal will be the maximum we'll see.

Ok Campbell is not in his prime, but he can still control a defense better than any defender we've had bar woodgate. As he lives up here whose to say when he hangs his boots up he may stay on to be a defensive coach? Now get a creative mid and a quality striker and i'd be quite positive next season.

Nah, he was stood on the wing shouting "I'm Free, I'm Free" but nobody played him the ball http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42655000/jpg/_42655295_inmanscrub_250.jpg I'll get my coat

Best thing about this world cup for me was Mark Lawro Commentator “It wasn’t that bad, he just gave him a tap.” Lawro “He should have been a plumber” T.V License money well spent imo

5 - 3 to ghana on pens

No i'd rather shag em

Way to tar everyone with the same brush. You weren't at the party. Two England fans = two countries. Relaaaaax, Dave. Stop nitpicking. I'll edit that statement once again: "SOME OF the English and American fans..." Better? God, now you know how Internet misunderstandings begin; lazy posters vs. pedants. The lesson? My actual point has been lost! The party was kinda boring, tbh. http://wackyiraqi.com/wtf/saddam_southpark.jpg

Germany - Netherlands wouldn't be too shabby either.. Flemgate 2

Love to have Kevin Prince here

Cracking free kick

Neither did his ancestors when they got clubbed on the back of the head and thrown on the garlic ship.

http://i.goal.com/files/images/stats/goal/player-images/23/7823_186x236.jpg Andy Sugden from emmerdale http://primetime.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/andy.png Carlos Bonet - Paraguay

The dutch, just a feeling i've had from the start

PFA and greedy agents have given players too much power and add to that a great lack of respect for the people that pay their wages. No way of changing for the better as there's too much money to be made, so football will eventually implode on itself.

Yes, I want a south american manager to get rid of the static lines we always play.

You need to stop licking toilet seats pal!

Well if this game doesn't make them try 100% I don't know what will. Oh great! The fat unfunny blokes just come on the telly Yeah i'm with you patrick

Name an alternative Mr tactics? Anyone. Literally any English person that is alive. And some that are dead. And yet Rooney's been thriving off Carricks balls all season. fnarr fnarr

Name an alternative Mr tactics?

That is basically just bringing in a defensive midfielder for Heskey and asking them to play more narrow. We're just shit. Rooney needs a supply he can rely on and Carrick is the only one in that squad that knows his movement inside out. Cole would add that bit of unpredictability about us that we are sadly lacking. Heskey is just someone i'd throw on the last 10 mins if we're protecting a 1 goal lead, he's pretty much useless apart from holding the ball up

James Johnson Upson Terry Cole Barry Lampard Cole Carrick Gerrard Rooney We need a real shake up and at least this would get a bit more movement in the side.

Think there needs to be a vuvuzela amnesty so they can be traded in for something more useful like mosquito nets or burning tires.

Seems like Ashley's stupidity switch gets activated by premiership football. All season long we've heard fuck all like it should be, and then to have a dumbass statement about no funds being available really sets the fans up to be positive before the new season.

Not sure how you can compare watching Newcastle in the championship to knocking one out over gay porn!

Think the stewards hard on is taking the brunt of the weight.