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I hope you’re right. But I think Gerrard might go a full year from appointment until his team starts to nosedive. Gerard seems like a modern-day disciplinarian, who demands a lot and with high standards. Players normally tire of that trick after 2 years; but if he can keep buying new players to integrate and turnover the jaded ones he may keep up the performances a bit longer.

He needs to start positioning himself to nod headers down into Joe and Willock’s feet instead of flicking on as Fraser and Maxi won’t run beyond. In time Willock might do that. I think some people look at the best team at the moment (say Man City) and then judge all of our players by that perfect standard. Unless a player makes the perfect pass all the time, he’s called terrible or written off. It’s so needlessly binary. There’s a big sliding scale of playing ability. ASM is close to the top end. Wood is middle-ish. He’s not terrible and has room to improve as we learn to progress our team higher up the pitch consistently.

I’m shocked how much I really really like Matt Targett the full back. It’s like admitting your favourite flavour ice cream is vanilla. It’s dull as funk and unimaginative, but it’s the simplicity and reliability of it. You know what you’re going to get. It pairs well with sauce, sprinkles and other toppings. Fits well with hot brownies, sticky toffee pudding, crumbles, basically all heated desserts. It enables you to appreciate the flair stuff around it. Matt Targett is vanilla ice cream.

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I think we might end up with Bruno in Joe’s position, and Joe in Fraser’s position, which is where he impressed with his pressing in Howe’s first few games. You’re right though, Bruno G. looks like he wants to go and win it up the pitch rather than wait for the attack to breach our midfield line and reach the defence. He’s not a shield he’s a sword!

“Probably” lol! Nice admission

Has to stay in the team. As the weeks go by he’ll be the key to linking the team with Wood. Wood plays nothing into teammates - we really should be putting balls into his chest and feet. I think getting Bruno in the team is massive. Willock will be able to move further up the pitch knowing there’s a good chance we’ll retain the ball and get quality service into the final third. I reckon he’ll get 3-5 goals by the end of the season.

You can see he absolutely loves defending. He just loves winning the ball back and blocking players off. It really comes across like that’s his favourite part of the game. He’ll do for me!

When i started supporting Newcastle in 1992 I never dreamed of receiving game-day content from a midfielder like that! Technology, professionalism in football, and most excitingly, Newcastle, has changed and improved so much since my youth! He better play well is all I know. I’m almost looking forward to his post-match celebration video more than the game itself tonight!

This is really Andy in accounts isn’t it?

Question: “clean sheet (so a possible draw) or match-winning goal/assist? (guaranteed 3 points)” Targett: “clean sheet! Yeah, just, just defend!” The exact opposite of the stereotype of our fanbase!

Don’t worry, years before that I told my mate that SBR was going to make Lomana Tresor Lualua (think that was his full name?) the best player in the world full stop just after we signed him! Didn’t turn out so well that prediction lmao

It’s a clip in the first 18 seconds here: https://www.nufc.co.uk/nufc-tv/latest-videos/shelvey-weve-had-a-good-couple-of-weeks/ Noticed Willock’s with the Brazilians as well. My midfield of choice that!

no Shelvey was just in white which was the other team.

Not sure if I’m allowedtor link to the NUFC website, but in the Shelvey interview, there’s a clip from training and Bruno and Big Joe we’re both on the green bib team. Bruno deeper, Joe further up on the left. Shelvey on opposite team. I’m trying not to read too much into it…

Can these updates be published in the yellow ticker please? (No joke) Edit: okay, so I’m like 10% joking.

The problem with Schar’s position on that chart is that it ignores the fact he often carries the ball beyond the press (usually as Shelvey’s shat himself so given it back to Schar) then gives it simple (usually sideways) to Manq/Fraser/Krafth. So his simple sideways pass is from higher up the pitch than Lascelles. Which means he’s actually far more progressive he’s just dribbled and passed sideways not stood still and hoofed it like Lascelles.

LOL, i did say underneath “it’s a big if”. The logic is fine.

This will likely come across a bit controversial/mental, but I actually think Ritchie can play a role for us this season. If we’re 2-0 up with say 20 minutes to play, he’d be a good wide midfielder to just help us retain possession and bring the game to stalemate. He’s got good feet in tight spots and with Bruno, Trippier, Burn and Targett in the team we would be much better retaining possession for the sake of it against some teams. I appreciate this is a pretty niche use and it’s a big if that we’ve got a lead to protect but I can see a little value in Ritchie for that reason.

Yes, the medical bed is only 4foot long so they did bottom half yesterday and top half today. Let’s hope he has a pulse!

This topic is just so sad at the moment. For all the people saying ASM is too individualistic and has to work on team awareness you really need to take an honest appraisal of our team. Our centre midfield has no legs. So of course ASM when he receives the ball on half way, he can make it to the edge of the box with great skill in say 5 seconds, but he then has to hold the ball for 10 seconds whilst our snow-plough midfield plods forward. If ASM was breaking with Dyer, Speed, Bellamy joining the attack he’d have 3 competent players with him instantly. Yet his reality for 2 years has been if he breaks he has to wait for Shelvey, Longstaff, Hayden to catch up. And those 3, as slow as they are, don’t have the balls to bust it to get forward as they know they’ll likely lose it and leave a massive gap to Lascelles, Clark, Krafth and the like, who in turn will be very slow to progress up. In short, often ASM has to beat players, move up the pitch and then wait like 20 seconds for his team to arrive up with him, as this newcastle team has no way of controlling possession so the whole team is up the pitch together. He’s holding the ball in a way that’s necessary. Put him in a better team and that changes I think. For a start, if the midfield can progress the team up the pitch (hello Bruno G!), he’d receive the ball more often 30 yards from goal in the half spaces rather than on the halfway line. He’ll be twice as dangerous and teams will more likely sit back against us. I agree with ASM in his interview where he said if he was beating one man and then could square to Mbappe to finish, his assists would go through the roof and people would say he’s amazing.

Wish I could like this twice. I’ve no idea what the hell is wrong with some so-called *football* supporters of my club.

“With loans” lmao! So condescending. I know we’re technically loaded but it’s not a forgone conclusion that we will own world football in the near future!

Joe —— Bruno —— Willock For me I take Willock over Longstaff. Willock could genuinely break from midfield knowing he’s got a decent short to mid-range passer to find him and good legs to cover if the move breaks down. If Willock scores 1 or 2 (his composure in and near the box is better than Longstaff’s and Joe’s) then he could get on a run again. It would also stop opposition defenders honey-potting around Maxi

how many years imprisonment for theft would you get if you straight swapped Clark for Burn? 5? 6?