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Add in Merino as well please

I know this is ambitious and would likely cost loads of money, but could you make a small flag of all the players and staff the size of the ones with 2 poles (they look about 3m by 2m on the tv, it been to a game since Wolves last year), and give them out to the full gallowgate stand to recreate one of the dressing room photos?

Did not vote- impossible to answer. All I can say is it’s not Fraser or Murphy, and this question will get even harder when Isak’s added.

If I pay £15, am I right in thinking I can put these names down: 1. Jack Grealish 2. Miguel Almiron’s 3. Greatest Fan ?

This is the start of Howe’s and our real challenge. How to determine the glory-hunting bandwagon-jumping mercenaries from those players with good character. Players that came when we were crap you know they had good character and we’re up for a fight and a project. How do you tell good character when you’re joining a team based in Europe and on the up? Looks like Ekitike would’ve been a bad character to sign. And there’s going to be more like him interested in us in future ed: spelling

Can you make it a giant flag, mostly transparent, with the faintest writing of “Botman” in opaque letters. So it’s a large and imposing poster that you only really notice it’s presence if you look for it, like the man himself

“I’m living my dreams here.” And with that, and with a tear in my eye, it dawns on me that the last 14 years of Ashley was worth it for all this. With hindsight I’d actually go through Ashley’s reign again to live what we’re living now (and what’s to come). Growing up in cardiff I always used to say to my mates: “you have to spend time in Newport to truly appreciate how nice Cardiff is.” Same thing applies with us

You think we’ll draw them in the group stage of champions league?

“Miggy Miggy Miggy, can’t you see? sometimes your goals just hypnotise me! And I just love your smiley face, Grealish is broke an your so paid!”

Huh? His partner is Eddie Howe and his baby is the Toon Project. If anything he’s the perfect dad and partner!

A frustrating winger, relies a bit too much on a dummy

Too true. For context, we’re talking about Sven losing a single header… across the entire season so far! The man’s an ice cold killer of opposition attacks. All beautifully within the laws of the game too. No petty fouls or shirt pulls, just does what’s needed. Ronseal

This is senile bullshit. As if any Newcastle fan was unhappy with Eddie’s comments on our spending which is wholly proportionate with the premier league or his views on his own behaviour on the touchline, which were both (1) true (he is well behaved) and (2) not given in response to a question that name-checked Klopp. Journalists are no longer functioning as independent scrutinisers of societal institutions and so a key part of a functioning constitutional democracy. They’re a weaponised group of protest writers jumping on the zeitgeist to increase clicks and obtain temporary seals of public approval. This chap can do one!

FYP

This

He needs to play. Score a hat trick, bring a match ball back to baby as a welcome to the world present. No letting anyone down, just adoration from all people involved

Perhaps he’s discovered that the wine’s not nice it’s just the biscuits

Targett is at least as good as Burn, if not better. Targett over Ritchie was a much bigger jump in quality than Burn over Lascelles. So I’d give Targett an 8 or 9. Agree with the rest of your ratings!

I think Lascelles just prefers Lascelles.

Where do you live and have you room for us all?

Steve Bruce is terrible and his job. We all know this. The football world inexplicably didn’t know what we did or didn’t want to admit it, so we had to get used to living as a do correct minority. But it’s over now. Let’s just know we were right but satisfy ourselves with the efforts of our current manager. So how do we think Eddie’s higher line copes with Manure’s pacy counter threat?

So this is gonna seem really petty and silly. I have nothing to say but I just hate signing into the Forum and seeing Steve Bruce’s thread above Eddie’s. So I’m bumping this up.

What about his play though?

Was it Griffin?

Who was that slightly harder tackling right back we had around the time we had Aaron Hughes? Murphy’s basically like him. He’ll give his all and with limited parameters and instructions a few games a season he’s okay. Problem is you can more easily accept a plodding trier in defence than attack.