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Turkey is absolutely not a city. And it’s no longer officially spelt “Turkey” but “Türkiye”

Both!

I’m really struggling to imagine Bruno and Joe L raising more than a dismissive smirk at Jack Colback’s best ever performance. They’re too skilful and too strong to be out off by such low level football plodding

Burnley?

Is a Jack Colback vs Bruno/Joelinton midfield battle even able to be shown pre-watershed? An absolutely one-sided mismatch that!!

Kids’ a baller. Keep him an play him.

Turns out Steve Bruce was right all along as Howe is overtraining the players and systematically breaking them down. Unbelievable!

Excellent subtle reference! I loved Miggie Smalls. RIP Mig Poppa!!

Fair play that Ryan Fraser schtick is hilarious!! Properly funny that

Never mind the lack of transfer rumours, can someone update us on wtf Adam P is up to?

There’s a good chance Murphy gets us 5-6 assists off-the-posts this year! Bruno, Almiron and Wilson the beneficiaries! Wood will spoon his over the bar. Joelinton will scare the ball into the net

Ah cheers. Hopefully Lewis is back soon.

Joelinton is too strong for football. I feel so sorry for many midfielders this year who’ll come off the pitch thinking they played rugby, such will be the humping he’ll dish out. Bruno is class as a 6+. Basically he’s a DM who’ll get 6 goals and 5 assists which is madness. Longstaff decent as the right CM but would be so much better with him second choice and Paqueta in there. My heart sank every time Dummett got the ball. Why wasn’t Lewis given a go?

Yes please!!

I adore this Paqueta video! Want him even more now!!!

We will have a Joelinton with an Eddie Howe pre-season. Chances are, we'll be seeing a Joelinton who can play a bit more next year.

He signed his contract with a Bic biro, wearing a plain white t-shirt. He’s the most solid and dependable full back we could ask for. Delighted!

Great joke about Pickford’s T-Rex arms. Whooshed loads talking about Picky being England’s number 1 etc etc. nice

The names Bruce. Steve Bruce.

He can be our Henderson in a few years time. Keep head down and learn from Eddie. Set the standards of professionalism. And you can bring energy to a steamboat midfield of cultures Brazilians

Totally agreed. Think about Joelinton’s performances, and then remember what we got from Sissoko and Wijnaldum in a relegation fight. Absolute night and day

He should live, he just won’t play for us

Who is it that argues with you about the best defender you have seen?

He looks great in this video. Loves a dinked finish one-on-one. I wish Youtube also had videos such as "Nkunku - all fluffed goals" and "Nkunku - all dispossessions" so we could do more thorough youtube scouting worthy of the full Dennis Wise title.

I tend to judge most of our rumoured transfer links through 3 lenses: what’s their ability, what’s their attitude, and what would Bruno think? Bruno would be disgusted playing with Tarkowski for a year, the non-technical donkey clogger. But I think Bruno would get onboard with Lingard and see we were building towards Europa League and up