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Bridge move 'wide of the mark' according to Sunday sun. Same article reckons Liverpool will move for Jose this week.

He's chinned his half brother according to tomorrow's notw.

Gibson is shite. Hope there's nowt in this.

Got the brum job apparently. Good luck chrissy!

Woodgate and bowyer done deals for Leeds aparently. (could be a giggs).

Craig Gardner heading their way for £8m according to tomorrows rags.

David forde, millwall keeper, is a target according to the mirror tomorrow.

I'd be delighted with sturridge. Can't see it mind. If he's going back on loan, he'll surely go to Bolton.

You'd rather you sold bale than modric kd? Would be interested to hear why, surely both are irreplaceable?

How, on gods earth, can modric be rated in the £25m - £35m bracket (general opinion) and Carroll go for £35m? Market has gone crazy. Modric is on another planet.

I'd be fucking gutted if we sold him.

Redknapp to jail

He's 1/5 on.

Because it involves a decimal point. Derek's f***ed nah, he's dealt with them before. perch cost £94.99

Swansea fans seem to be unhappy about Taylor leaving. As been mentioned, we've been desperate for lb cover for a long time, and we won't lose money on him. Could be a good squad addition.

So let's dispense with speculation. Newcastle will sign Swansea's Neil Taylor for £1m after meeting a buy-out clause in his contract.

Great bloke. The fact that he hasn't been given a job yet with the among that have became available speaks volumes. Still hope he does well wherever he goes.

What a mug.

id love to see him here.

WR10???

Hiddink dof with van basten manager apparently.

Didn't realise ranger lived In forest hall. Must un-footballer house and street possible.

Dont then, no need to bother posting to let us know youre not laughing. Point taken, just think its pretty shit crack personally. especially when this board, and our club, have such an affinity and affection for Sir Bobby, who went through the same thing. it's exactly what we would berate others for, leave this sort of shit for the mackems imo.

Forgive me if I don't join in the face cancer giggle fest.

I too was in the Trafford Centre yesterday that's three of us.