Colos Short and Curlies

Perfect time to sack him tonight games wise - Swansea is a write off and then 1 home game before an international break. Just do it fatty

What's with the scheduling this weekend? One game Sunday and one Monday night - like it's the mid 90s again. Should have had us at 1:30 today and slack off Monday, everything done over the weekend.

Good post. I've been saying for a while that you guys fully mobilised against H and G and were able to remove then. Welcome to the forum There was another fairly powerful force behind displacing G and H, like a bank pretty much forcing them to sell

Red card for Dumbet or Colback today I reckon

water and midget gems Sweet Chilli nuts and diet coke. win

Got the snacks and drink ready for a flipping stream and talk sport. Living. The. Dream

Colo doesn't get any mitigation for his part in hounding out Hatem, but he does have a small bit of leeway for sticking 2 fingers up at Pardew after the Jonas story. Must be hard for Colo to see a good friend getting shunted down to Norwich at a time when he really needed to be with familiar faces and friends - regardless on whether he was going to play, there should have been an active role available.

Where would the club stand if: They acknowledge the banners being brought in (and therefore acknoweldge the protests that will go on) Pardew gets dogs abuse (worse than Cardiff) Pardew walks claiming position is untenable and he can't work in these conditions Pardew sues club for constructive dismissal citing that they were aware of the potential atmosphere and did nothing to prevent it? Personally I can see this happening, and the case being thrown out based on Pardew contributing to the atmosphere through previous actions. Win win for us all

I would like to know this as well. Simple - its because your aim in a standoff is tequila

Well the contract would be between us, Hull and Hatem so it is feasible that the 'break' clause is on Hatem's side

Keeping us in the league means finishing above 3 of WBA, QPR, West Ham, Palace and Burnley. If we can't find someone who can get the current squad above 3 of those 5 whilst implementing a long term progression plan then we may as well give up now. (although we do seem to have such a cretin in charge now)

Yep, especially if Ben Arfa impresses for Hull. Which he will. There's already been a lot of negative reporting from websites etc on letting him go, I reckon the fact he hadn't played much since Christmas will be ignored. All good for the push out the door

Sorry state of affairs that we'd now be viewed as a step down for Agent Bruce.

M&M sports is the closest competitor to the emporium of tat in terms of product offering.

If Pardew's here until Christmas we're down. An injury to Colo and we're down An injury to Krul and we're down in the most hilarious fashion possible.

One last deluded hope... Hatem's gone down just to get the bid public but will turn it down with a massive FU to pardew as he yells I'm back mother fucker

Was watching 'Nothing to Declare' the other day and one of the guys being questioned was the spits of Fistpumps. Didn't own a single brain cell either, if it wasn't for the Aussie accent would have swore it was him

Has Cabella been in our half this game? So annoying that we could have HBA on one flank, Cabella on the other. but no, we get Obertan instead

Floated set Penis to the not-quite-making-the box-never-mind-the-back-post to Willo from wearside Jack there

Haidara for dummett on 62, first sub nailed on

I'd rather a CM or CH than an atttacking player. We've got HBA and Aarons who I would like to see given pitch time on the wins rather than spending another £5m to £10m there

Like this quote from the comments We need a 20 goal man... Benteke is getting linked to us and personally I think he would be ideal... 15 goals a season and premier league experience... and young.... Simple maths gone wrong

Micky Quinn would have been paying us if these fines were dished out in the 90s

I'd like us to be sponsored by a holiday resort. Magaluf or Faliraki seeing as Cancun is taken already.

Days like yesterday can happen to anyone, Brazil just didn't turn up (it was almost like they were collectively paying tribute to Ronaldo's 1998 final appearance). However.... if that had been Germany vs Cameroon for example, a non-performance like Brazils would have had match fixing allegations written all over it