Colos Short and Curlies

Palace have Hull next. Could easily be in the bottom 3 at kick off on the last day

Once upon a time he was a very highly regarded coach. Shit manager though

I'd have grabbed that with both hands before the game, but feel robbed now due to that penalty. See you staying up at Palaces expense. Palace have the 2 Manchester clubs + Hull, from memory swansea have Everton, West Brom and Sunderland to play. If anyone wants to get me free tickets I'm 2 wins from 2 games at the Liberty and happy to be a lucky charm!

Aim higher Imo. Worth considering that Kodak's fee is potentially £15m and he's done nothing this season to suggest villa would accept less. Got to give him time to develop Reading back my post is horribly written! Villa potentially need to pay Bristol City £15m for Kodja. He's had a decent season. Can't see why Villa would sell him for less than £15m Is what I was trying to say! Edit and just noticed the Kodak comment. Duh

Aim higher Imo. Worth considering that Kodak's fee is potentially £15m and he's done nothing this season to suggest villa would accept less. Is he really worth 3x what Atsu would?

I'd keep him and bring in Shearer over pre season to work with him on shooting. It's going to cost big money to get better and we need surgery in too many areas to not look at where existing players can improve and then seek solutions to aid that

Good fun this second half. Questionable quality but good fun

Now we go 2 up top?

Diameesq

Time to bring out the championsleagueometer for 2017/18

Honestly thought the ref wasn't giving that for a few seconds

Or from a thow-in. Which makes the AR's decision fun when there might have been a flick on from the throw, but also might have gone directly to the player in OSP. Would that not be the same as in open play if the player was inside when a ball is played forward but offside once it hits a teammate on the way through?

Indeed, Rafa out!! In fact if Paul Dummett's pass completion rate doesn't exceed 5% then I will be disappointed. I know I am setting him a high benchmark but if you don't stretch you'll never reach Go crazy - I demand a PD one touch pass or cross

We 'scored' a pen rebound off the post away to Bilbao in our return to Europe season, think we were knocked out on away goals as well. The goal frame is like corner flags and officials in that they are neutral elements to the pitch where you just have to lump it if the ball rebounds off them

Was at the game today, he played really well. Stokes penalty is orbiting the moon tonight

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So match stats are even more misleading than I thought. That's missing blocked by own player

Lucky for the ref that Mitro wasn't on the pitch for the pen

Torres is available on a free isn't he? If funds do get stretched could be worth a stopgap move.

I was at Villa Park today and the defending all round was shite. Comical second goal came from a free kick for an absolute cruncher on Neil Taylor ironically. Villa fans did a minutes applause on 3 minutes - I think for support for Taylor. Lansbury is an absolute tart

For a #10 I'd have a look at Sigurdsson should Swansea drop

Clark out? If so got to be The Chancellor slotting in. Hanley and Lascelles just don't seem like a good fit together. Can't put my finger on why, just don't see them working

Geordie Shore

Watching Gayles goal, man that Coleman needs to learn how to head a ball

3 nil up and a red on 89 mins would be perfect