Ashley17

Fucking hell I hope I never get that depressed about our plight. I know we're shit and it's not going to get any better but to be at the stage where "what's the point in even playing this cup" is horrific. It's the type of thing we lambast Pardew for saying

I think by "rival bid" they mean a bid to rival Real Madrid's?

Chances are if this rival bid isn't fictional it'll be some Russian mavericks chancing their arm like they did with Messi

Was Obertan even on the bench on Saturday?

He was in the last year of his contract, we'd have taken a sandwich

Whelan would be a proper cunt and ask for £20m

I'd like to think the booing today wasn't at the players/performance but more the general state of affairs. Don't see the point in booing the players we've got

I wouldn't go as far as to say I regret going today but it was drab. Also, it might be due to the dross served up on the pitch, but generally the match seems to be an inconvenience for a lot of people who are there. You look around and every fucker is on their phone dicking about, or going for a piss every 20 minutes. Then everybody gets up 5 minutes before half time, and fucks off on 85 minutes. After all that, they must see about 20 minutes of the game, vent their spleen and go back on the piss.

Possibly. Whoever it was dropped their king size mars bar at half time and spent a long time looking for it. In other news, a man turned up, alone, at half 3. Asked what the score was (fair enough) but also where the scoreboard was.

There was a number of people sat around me today who are season ticket holders and their views couldn't be any more different to the general consensus on here. 1) Shola is the in-form striker so has every right to be picked 2) Sissoko is garbage 3) Anita is not built enough for this league and should stop moaning about wanting first team football. 4) Sammy should get more game time 5) We have to trust Pardew's decisions, he sees the players every day in training. 6) Debuchy is terrible, Simpson was better 7) Marveaux should be nowhere near the first 11 8) West Ham are not better than us 9) Why are people booing? This was a good result. Baffling.

You didn't see any of Ben Arfa's 30 yard smashes. Other than that, a lot of short passing in our own half, get within 40 yards of the goal then either a) afforementioned smashy smashy b) lump into the box for West Ham's giants to comfortably clear

“Quite honestly, what we did in January was spend £10m more than we needed to. Did we need to? Yes. £10m more than we needed to implies we didn't need to do it. Did we need to do it? Yes. wat

The one time in his life Shola worked hard to win the ball back with a slide tackle and he caused their guy to go down injured...so Shola boots it out of play so he can be treated. HBA was livid with him. Too nice for his own good. Also shit at football.

Crying out to be played in a 3 though really

We lost this game last season. Improvement!

First half was drab. Second half was slightly better, still didn't look like scoring though. The biggest problem is that there is no movement whatsoever, especially when our creative players have the ball. Pardew might be blameable for a lot of things but it's not his fault professional footballers don't fucking make a move. Gouffran did when he came on, but he needs pairing with someone who can score goals. Debuchy got raped by Matt Jarvis...twice. Worrying. Sammy at least applied himself when he came on, bit of enthusiasm was welcome but by then West Ham had everybody behind the ball. Usual shit from a big Sam team throughout, lots of time wasting, theatricals. Dowd bought it all as well, idiot.

Pitch is being watered. Ready for some slickness

No. FA Cup winners don't

Hopefully they lose to Fenerbahce.

Possibly. He didn't get booked so if anything he's better than his best

Not sure if serious?

Carroll/Nolan/Maiga/Allardyce, bloody West Ham. Nothing to fear with these, if there is no Carroll. Biggest annoyance is the amount of shitty time wasting we'll see from these cunts if they're leading or drawing, same every year with Sam's teams. Get a hold of Diame and let Ben Arfa loose and we can win

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Lukaku does well coming on against tired bodies, or at least he did that a few times for WBA. Give it an hour of Torres wank, get Lukaku on, score twice, start him on Wednesday, everybody happy. More realistically, Torres scores (Torres is back!!!!11) Lukaku gets 5 minutes at the end. No minutes on Wednesday.

"He had a difficult time in the north east, but that happens to us all" Probably the only funny thing Steve Bruce has ever said