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Where will Dembele fit in? He was a striker to begin with and then dropped back to centre midfield didn't he?

Wigan are so fucking weird to predict

Shouldn't we have been doing that a while ago?

"Magpies drawing up a Plan B instead of Andy"

I hate how he switches from voiceover to live action with no change in tone

Was in the union rooms pre-Spurs with Soccer Saturday on, every WBA goal against Liverpool was cheered like a Newcastle goal. It's not limited to the forum.

How long have ITV4 had Bundesliga highlights? On at 10pm incidentally

Amalfitano on for Gosling

Did I hear Perch at RB and Tav at CB?

He's a massive cunt who gives out coward punches. Just from a Fantasy Football point of view. He's probably a cunt otherwise

Fucking love Ivanovic

Scheduled to be on on Radio Newcastle so I'd assume NUFC TV will have it. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00xdt27

the maximum number of Temporary Transfers to any one Club registrable in the same Season shall be 4 and in no circumstances shall more than 1 be from the same Transferor Club save there shall be excluded from these numbers any Temporary Transfer of the kind described in V.7.6.1 or V.7.6.2 Read more in the worlds most boring document: http://www.premierleague.com/content/dam/premierleague/site-content/News/publications/handbooks/premier-league-handbook-2012-2013.pdf (page 180) Luke Edwards: Bad at life.

Tagged myself earlier and the guy I was sat next to has since been on and tagged himself. Wonder if he posts on here, would be a bit of a coincidence SJH corner level 4 is the place to be if so

Love that someone has gone to the hassle of tagging Mick Lowes as "Fat Mick Lowes" and Chris Waddle as "mackem Waddle"

Is Ferguson injured or has everyone forgotten he exists?

Get in Snake Derick lad

Identical finish to Ivanovic's earlier really. Can't blame the keeper for getting beaten on his near post when it's a one on one

I was about to say how small Davis looked in the goal, but you could have had Verne Troyer in there and he would have saved that

Fuck sake What a shit pen

"With knees there's usually very little inbetween. It's either a month or 6-7 months." - Gary Neville. Well, that's quite a bit inbetween surely?

One Glife Let's get together and feel alright

Silly Fox not updating the names on their squad numbers

Why would we decide to do that just before KO? Well I didn't mean unprovoked If he felt his hamstring a little bit there's every chance Pardew's just said "no risks, save yourself for Thursday"

I wonder if he was withdrawn with Thursday in mind, knowing that if he is out injured one of Ba or Cisse would (probably) have to play less than 48 hours before Chelsea away