Ashley17

I think the one time they did this season it was fucking Nicky Butt. The derby at SJP was a classic pundit selection. Ex Mackem manager Peter Reid, who led them to their two most succesful seasons in the Premiership, and Sam Allardyce, who was here for 6 months and hates us. Good balance

Really pisses me off how Sky rarely seem to get anybody in to represent us in the studio. Oh look Villa are playing so here's Dwight Yorke and to even it out...why it's Danny Murphy. Of fucking course. Rounded off by that mackem Dave Jones presenting, do Beresford & Lee just not answer their phones these days?

Diaby

Don't forget Robbie Elliott & Steve Caldwell. World class defenders.

Had a dream last night he went off injured after 10 minutes against Villa, however he gave the armband to Shearer as he was trudging off so I doubt the validity of it.

Hope someone snapped his clipboard in half. Tosser.

Surely you can see the difference? We're a newly promoted club and it became Bruce's priority in November to finish above us. You should have completely different priorities to us this season, we were looking for 17th you were looking for 10th. Now the situation is different for us, in that we are almost certainly safe and 10th is still your target. I'm not a big fan of using your rivals as a yardstick but it's your stereotypical Pardew craic, trying to get onside with the fans and set a short term goal, as he can't keep saying "we've got to stay up" when we're 9th with 7 games to go.

Yet they're only 1 win away from safety even if they lose this. The league's so close because there are many defences that are also pretty terrible.

It's the next big thing in contract negotiations, "I'll sign for you if you name a bar after me"

That free-kick from O'Hara, fucking hell.

It's like Wolves are playing drunk

'kin hell

Wolves' defence is really abysmal

Neville is Pele

Get in

Stifler clearly has money on Everton

Ah.

Tiote wasn't even our player then.

Thought we had a new home kit every 2 years?

Perch is suspended, which is decent news, as no youth player can be a worse option than him.

Ranger for Loven.

Get in, fuck off Wolves, fuck off. Best player in the world Peter Lovenkrands

It's 3pm on a Saturday so I'm curious to see how we'll throw this away.

SHOLA!!!!