Ashley17

I disagree, QPR look very decent, but maybe lack a cutting edge.

Bloke on Sky said we've been popping it round nicely. Bloke on sky, only Chris Kamara

Can't be bothered to re-host the training pics from .co.uk but the captions are so bad My favourite is: http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/javaImages/9c/1a/0,,10278~7477916,00.jpg TIE BREAK ... Nicky makes use of truck to tighten his laces

I would fucking love it if he did.

Was it Desailly in Euro 2008 who they always put at pitch side? I seem to remember some shenanigans with him outside in the semi finals where it poured down. (Germany vs Turkey?)

Shit!

Ossie Ardiles

Sorry I removed it. I am tard.

I remember seeing Shola in there before munching down a chicken. Before the Chelsea home game last season the entire Ameobi family was in there, nobody cared.

You have definately done this before I have, but I remembered him pretty quickly. It was Vialli and Brolin that took me ages to get for some reason.

Zajec

Perrin (Pompey)

I did this at work one day when I was bored. Thomas Brolin was counted (joint with Lombardo) which was a bit of a shitter.

To be fair, Newcastle didn't actually have many chances at all. Murphy made TWO saves. According to the Beeb we had 20 shots, 11 of which were on target.

I can't see anybody who's read the Keegan tribunal evidence wanting to manage us, unless they're desperate for a shot at a "big" club.* Someone like Curbs won't entertain the idea of working with a set of idiots (again), but maybe Dave Jones or another 'football league' manager would. *Don't want to begin an "are we a big club debate," I mean we're simply big for this division and people actually care enough to report about us.

Downer

Just in case Billy Davies is reading - Honestly mate, if you send your team out to nullify Nolan and Smith, we are absolutely doomed so, yeah, you might want to do that

I remember Shola saying he'd play through the pain barrier against Leicester if necessary. Got to love our physios

Thought he could cut inside, considering he has no crossing skills at all of which to speak. Probably a good idea. Stuart Pearce thought David James up front was their sure fire way of getting into Europe but you decided it better he played in goal, and for that I salute you.

Richard Wright is left footed and you played him on the RIGHT!?!? Other than that, your team selection and tactics were spot on and you deserved better.

I don't understand why Hart was in the original squad and Foster wasn't, but after Foster gets called in as cover he gets the start? Hart must be pissed off.

Shearer when Ferdinand scored in the 5-0 - "look at Shearer!"

I absolutely love goal celebrations, I know some don't like it because it's immature and it's just a goal and whatever but they're a work of art. Favourites of mine are probably Roger Milla's corner flag dance, Lee Hughes' at the moment makes me laugh for some reason, Bouba Diop's dance, Tino with the corner flag, Wright/Ruddock immitating Di Canio/Alcock, the list goes on. Trying to work them into 6 a side at the minute but just end up looking like a twat

Vitor Baia wears number 99

The Sirous Mahjoob thing was bizaare. Llambias told a red top we were in talks with someone over the sale, the paper speculated it was this Mahjoob bloke, then some Iranian news site ran with it with quotes. In fact, didn't somebody register on a forum asking if he was real and they said yes One hell of a prank if they were behind it all.