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Lescott's burned his bridges like, I'll be amazed if he's an Everton player on September 2nd.

I don't like the constant references to "Skipper" Nicky Butt Him and Smith in centre midfield makes me want to vomit, if Palace have anyone who can take freekicks they'll have about 5 chances from 25 yards the way these 2 go on. Carroll 50/50 basically means no, no mention of Steve Taylor though.

Let's say this is true, hypothetically. I think this is because of the Taylor bid - selling more players makes the club difficult to sell, but Ashley needs to get the debt down and can't refuse offers for players, really. Therefore if Moat can get get close to buying the club today, they don't need to sell Taylor. If Moat is still miles away, Ashley will sell him as he will continue to treat NUFC as his business.

Went off with a "slight groin strain" on Wednesday

oh dear. Why oh dear, it's fact. Reads to me as if you're saying "we'll get into the Champions League again before they ever do - fact" That's just your interpretation to try and back your nothing of an argument. Well that's what I was picking fault with in the first place, if you meant the "fact" was that Everton have never been in the Champions League then so be it - that itself is debatable by the fact they finished 4th. You still think we've got more chance of getting into the Champions League than Everton in the coming years

oh dear. Why oh dear, it's fact. Reads to me as if you're saying "we'll get into the Champions League again before they ever do - fact"

oh dear. Why oh dear, it's fact. Some people need to look up the meaning of fact. Your opinion is not (never in your case) fact. Ok when has everton ever been in the champions league? Never Fact I stated we would be back in the champions league before they ever would be no matter how long it takes us to sort ourselves out. And I stated that your opinion is not a fact. Which it isn't. Who's going to win the Premiership this year? Whatever the answer is it's an opinion because it hasn't happened yet. Are you really this stupid?

oh dear. Why oh dear, it's fact. Some people need to look up the meaning of fact. Your opinion is not (never in your case) fact.

Ronaldo in disliking something shocker

He's also a c***, and is thus probably on Ashley's speed dial

Odds on Martin Taylor coming in? ZOMG HE'S A GEORDIE!!!

They didn't hear "Shearer! Shearer!" or "You greedy fat bastard, get out of our club"

As if they'd EVER turn down an approach I know, cunts

Incidentally, the Sky line is "A fee has yet to be agreed but the two clubs are talking." Please Derek, or Mike, just tell them to fuck off.

Sky man said Everton representatives were there last night, so probably.

SSN have a reporter at the Everton game, just said he understood Everton have opened discussions with Newcastle over Taylor and it was bringing the Lescott saga to a close. Considering Llambias was on Radio Newcastle about 2 hours ago, makes me fucking sick.

That's than then, fuck sake.

Guy on SSN - Everton in talks to sign Taylor

The stupid thing is, if he'd said in May "I've made mistakes, here's some money, here's Shearer, let's get promoted, sell the wasters and fix this" then we'd have every chance of going back up and then he could sell us for a lot more. Instead he's stuck in two minds and is going to lose even more money.

By the way Derek was talking, no conclusion was "imminent" as such, and he made sure to praise the fans in case they didn't sell at all. In my opinion anyway.

Positive meeting, well intentioned, but they need proof of funds. Tall Order, unrealisitc period of time (3 weeks) They are way behind, we have parties that are more or less at signing stage. All about getting money into the bank. Moat in negotiations, Derek is hopeful, get the money in the bank, but it's very tight. Derek thinks it's unrealistic that the fans can buy into it, thinks we're the best fans in the country, continued to say how difficult it would be. Howey asked him how much a share would be, Derek thinks different prices depending on what type of share. More than £100m to pay off. Thinks we'll get promoted if we continue the way we're going. Derek does not see the transfer deadline as a deadline to sell. Still working very closely with people. Pryde asked if he expected anymore transfers - Derek said happy with what we've got, mentioned the high wages. Said he'd rather not comment on transfers. Delighted with the attendance. Thinks it's fantastic. Looking forward to Saturday. Good team spirit. Training ground is a lot of fun. Is there more people than Moat? Yes there is. Can't elaborate. Signed NDA's so can't say too much, please be patient. Nothing ground breaking

Derek on Radio Newcastle now

"Nobody else has come on your show and said what they're about, but we have." Good reason for that, you cock.

2 months working under Roy Keane...