Ashley17

Didn't play at Spurs - was Milner, Dyer, Butt, Pattison.

No idea, it just says at the top "reported English Premier League injuries." Who they are reported to I don't know, nor do I know of how accurate they are, hence why I said "if true" in my post.

Enrique's out till the 15th according to physioroom, which if true means Zog at left back I assume. Emre is the key, I've just got that feeling. And when I get that feeling, it's a sexual healing.

Just like Viduka was for our last 2 games..

Judging from this transfer window, that's pretty much the definition of an ITK anyway isn't it?

If you're wrong I'll shit in your bed. And I promise that is the last time I will use that threat.

Would be a coup if we got him in, he has the creativity we need and if we can get him for a decent price then that's even better.

Nowhere yet, but he will be at Newcastle or Villa by end of play Thursday, you can bet your house on that. I'll tell Merson, he'll love a bet like that.

Firstly, Sunderland are 7 points behind us, which will be cut to 4 points now. 2 wins would make 6 points, which would still leave them 1 behind us. Secondly, Sunderland go to Anfield at the weekend. Thirdly, Birmingham and Wigan are still 7 points behind us, and they're down there for a reason.

Shola shot on target well done son proud of you.

Rozenhal off Barton on

Here comes Barton.

Followed through.

If that happens I'll shit in your bed

Tomorrow.

Lowes is ill and some other moron is subbing for him, obviously not capable of presenting a show. Our match commentary is on Radio Newcastle though, don't worry.

Mick Lowes is out, lost his voice

Oops

That's tonights wank sorted

"Here comes Sibierski, the man with that good touch"

He's going to have turned us down twice now, didn't he say he'd love to come back when he left for Madrid?

Would laugh if Keegan got back into the dressing room and Terry Mac explains that he's just read the BBC website and Woodgate's on his way.

Maybe there's a clause in Woodgate's contract that he can't leave Boro for a team who haven't gone as far as them in the cup, he's gutted that both his potential suitors had to play at the Emirates and Old Trafford. Seriously though, everything was fine at 2.30pm when Souhtgate spoke, something's changed in 3 hours

Was looking forward to getting my Woodgate name back but Woodgate8 would sound silly anyway.

They had 3 kids, a clown and a keeper on the bench, do you really think they would have made a serious difference?