Ashley17

We're hanging on by a cats pube at times, then make a random chance, then back to being under the cosh. I guess you could call it the counter attack.

Am I missing something or is it blatantly obvious that of that 16, Hoyte will play at centre back instead of Diarra or Song on the basis that he IS a centre back.

Why the fook did Milner get a 2 point bonus for us No way was he the 2nd best player on the pitch today!

Fookin hell had to go back 3 pages to bump this. Well done to Jailhouse Crock who are 265th in the whole thing! Out of 1,360,775, that's very impressive. Anyone know which poster it is?

Why were Agbonlahor and Harewood fighting?

Cheers big man.

Sorry. Can you at least unedit my bastard?

bastard *****

I've got them all except the left winger. After sitting thinking for about a minute I thought I'd become a genius and remembered it was Reyes....it is not.

BBC - "The midfielder takes his shirt off, swings it around his head and gets... yes, you guessed it, a booking. Tsk, when will they ever learn eh?"

Saha 1-0

Get in

Kilbane dismissed

You fool read the title it's what I think not the club. So we can be as unrealistic as we like? That's one massive can of worms you've opened there..

Yeah we're going to sell Smith in January 5 months after buying him. The guy who owns the club has Smith on the back of his shirt for fuck sake, unless he fucks up big time he won't be going anywhere.

I'm not overly surprised - Harper plays today, Shay plays 2 internationals over the next 10 days and regains match sharpness, returns for our next league match (away to Derby on the 17th)

Smith played wide in midweek, so he'll probably do it again today

Harper, Taylor, Roz, Cacapa, Zog, Smith, Geremi, Butt, Milner, Owen, Viduka Confirmed, Radio Newcastle Kirkland, Melchiot, Granqvist, Bramble, Kilbane, Koumas, Scharner, Landzaat, Brown, Heskey, SIBI

Looks like he could do with a good wash

Clubs from same country can't be drawn together

http://www.skysports.com/football/draw/ucl_stream Anyone desperate to watch this can do so online - I'm pretty sure that link is allowed as it's Sky Sports...

It took me far too long to get that

You must introduce me... Some of them are even better than yours. The Keller one is daft, the only bit I remember is it ending with "Kelle..eller..eller ey ey ey" being repeated at the end, as you'd expect. He usually sings "Give me Diop" to the tune of "give me yop" from that milkshake advert, which is really annoying after a while.

Mate, the weakened team was in protest to the fact there were only Toulouse in the changing rooms. Wow, I herewith declare you to be a honorary German for outstanding services to awful humour... I'm afraid my humour Isegrim. That deserves a :lol When the chips are down, some would step away from the humour path. Not Nick. This man has heart and so he bounces back with another awful awful joke that gets the rewrd it deserves. Good show!