Ashley17

All of this and his attempt at Stand up on League of Their Own, been a really rough week for this idiot.

No Ighalo or Capoue for them, both subs.

We'll probably end up with Patrick Trueman. Easy now

The team we put out at this stage last year

I think he means because the guy puts his foot on the ball, thus playing it.

The Stoke 0-0 I think? Probably Bournemouth too

Tiote off, De Jong on

Thauvin for Colback

Janmaat had hold of Walcott's shirt, wasn't offside. The lino flagged for a free kick rather than offside

Would be ironic if we got a pen today after not getting one at all in 2015

Urgh another miss

Big chance, bloody Cech

Total homer, same ref who sent Coloccini of against the mackems. Thought that was Bobby Madley?

This stinks of the Man City game. Surprisingly decent first half, no doubt a collapse is on the way

Don't they get wiped at the half way mark? Only for 5.

Colback booked, one away from 2 game ban

Wow we've had 2 shots in about 10 seconds

Their local rags hinting he's coming to us http://www.walesonline.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/manchester-united-fc-v-swansea-10677039?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Wenger has said he will be rotating the squad so be careful. Ozil is probably safe due to lack of alternatives but Giroud might get a rest

Colback subbed! It's a miracle

Colback looks absolutely shagged. He'll play the full 90

Olsson's knackered, here comes the very detestable Craig Gardner

Fucking hell, these set pieces.

Anichebe has 5 goals against us down the years. I mean, how do we allow these things to happen?

He's unwell