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Bolasie is back for their next game, which is a pity.

I very much doubt they'll sack him as Ashley seems to be very tolerant of shit managers, but if they did I reckon he'd appoint someone like Harry Redknapp until the end of the season just to try and get us to safety. I'm not sure many decent managers would touch us with 12 games to go in the bottom 3...or in general to be honest. Redkanpp seems like the jobs for the boys type Ashley would go for - was it ever proven that he was offered the job in 2007/8 after Allardyce left and before Keegan was appointed?

I like Janmaat but considering he was just jogging back yesterday on two of the goals I'm not sure he's the answer. Then again, who the fuck is?

Fucking hell

That bit of skill from Neymar, fucking hell

They have a canny grim March like

Wouldn't be at all surprised if Wijnaldum is dropped for the next few away games in order to play three in there, with Shelvey the most advanced. Assuming Tiote is still here, Colback will surely be used at left back unless Dummett is back so Saivet should play. When's Anita back?

He'll be fine against teams like West Brom as he can head a ball. Any sort of pace or movement and he's fucked, which is pretty much every team these days. Obviously Coloccini's deficiencies are still glaring and both should be peddled in the summer

Pardew will relegate us on April 30th and it will be the worst thing ever

Carver and di Canio after the Rotherham job. Why not have both?

Good grief we're battering them

I mean, you've basically just not read an entire page of posts.

Fuck

Triple captaining Aguero is suicide. Now they are in the cup final they're going to play 2 games in a week later in the season and one of them is against us

Sentence structure is all over the place

Can you get any more horrific than Billy Jones? That motherfucker only has 2 career goals and they are both against us

mackems in for N'Zogbia

Once someone is on our list we get obsessed with them and eventually wear them down

Austin "I'm delighted for me"

Ian Wright's going to give him the benefit of the doubt that he meant it, so that's good of him.

Ozil out means I get the 6 points of Simon Francis. A great day.

If Watford or Swansea had gone to an FA Cup replay they would have been moved from MNF to 12pm today

I thought the latter, we did a decent amount of our own attacking second half. It wasn't a case of "just kick it away" that we used to see. When you think just before they scored we'd carved them open and Wijnaldum scuffed it wide/Mitrovic tried to turn it in, even their goal was against the run of play. It's one of our best all round performances under McClaren in terms of controlling a game

Don't think anybody will have done well this week? Obviously some cunt will have Giroud, Rooney & Defoe as a front 3.

Fucking hell. We haven't scored in 4 games