Ashley17

Has a great record against us, which is probably the main criteria

Idiots, there's nobody available man we've checked already.

Good on you for taking a stand against somebody who is clearly a total cretin.

Defoe will be pleased

Fucking hell, chaos from one of our set pieces

Nah we were high off the fact that Palace were buying Pardew off us. That day was a day of miracles. It only became a serious possibility afterwards when he didn't turn up for Sky. Beforehand we were dreading being stuck with the turd forever.

The fucking stones of that cunt talking about getting players in the box

"Why are Sunderland tweeting from @DefoeSkin? Anyway, best not question it"

Hook, line and sinker

Leicester goal would be nice, may as well keep as many hunting them down as possible

"The natives are revolting" Take that how you will.

Norwich were the form team before inexplicably losing at home to Wigan

Evans has been charged too, they would only charge if they feel he has done something Can't believe he had the stones to say he didn't do it when it's been caught on camera, the silly shit

Fair enough, I remember seeing your teamsheet that day and laughing my tits off. Thought Martinez had let Pardew pick the team

You've got us in a couple of games, problem solved

Good. Fuck off Spurs.

Highlight of that was the guy behind me saying he couldn't believe Williamson was taking the freekick on the wing, then once it was whipped in into a decent area he said "fair play Willo, I take it all back" It was of course Ryan Taylor. What a shite game

Great goal Ox

They tried but FG offered more money and a longer contract

Just seen him on SSN saying Carver should get the job at the end of the season

Don't care anymore, just not Carver. Somebody who isn't currently in the club, literally anyone not already on the payroll

Yagielka. Yags. Norway's Phil Jagielka

We are fucked here. They've even got the attacking fullbacks on the pitch, could be heavy this

It's amazing how quickly he's reverted to what he did here. Everything from strikers on the bench to holding back your best player for a 30 minute cameo and expect him to turn around the whole game

Obertan had these shitting themselves in the cup game, so logically he should start. He's not Gouffran though...