Ashley17

Townsend really is shite at everything except mighty wallops

The more I watch Man Utd the more you get the impression they are going to be very strong next season. They'll be familiar with the system and with one or two additions, they'll be challenging again

Just had a glance at a couple of Everton forums - they really fucking hate Martinez

Well he should probably get an assist for the one Skrtel powered past his own keeper at Anfield

One'll be the header back for Cisse against Hull

Yeah but Dave, we was tired.

Things that will happen: 1. A Martinez team will pass the tits off us 2. Distin will play great amid chants of "one greedy bastard" 3. Baines will score 4. Joel Robles & Antolin Alcaraz will both play unbelievable games, despite being utterly shit. 5. We was tired

111, fucking hell

On for over 100 here, 7 of my team have scored, the 8th has a cleansheet. Chambers and Pantilimon the useless cunts, Fabregas has a mighty 3 to contribute also

Looking at Arsenal's games they would be mental not to rest a few today. Same worry with Costa given his hamstrings

Darrell Powell was certainly a Derby player and famous for being a Reggae Boy in France 98. Might have been at Pompey before that. That's the boy, couldn't think of his first name

It's the other Powell, not Chris but I can't remember his first name

Forgot Gouffran even played

Germany's winter break goes on until the 30th January!?

Just so meh about the whole thing. I hope our lot were forced to watch them celebrate like they'd won the cup at the end, in our back yard. That's the sort of passion that should be shown - after the final whistle. Play the fucking game through the 90 minutes. We lost a lot of impetus when Tiote went off. He was shit first half but he was starting to dominate the game in the second half and once he went off we had a huge imbalance. Was gutting to concede when we did but when you've got a dickhead who decides that keeping it 0-0 for as long as possible is the game plan, you're asking for it in many ways.

If ITV get the Prem highlights back man, listening to that cunt every Saturday is just awful.

Only thing that is keeping me positive is that the previous humblings against this lot have come without Coloccini in the team. Hopefully he can glue us together even with old poppadom hands in goal.

They are monumentally shite but I'm sure their 3rd choice team will knock us out of the cup

Shooting outside the box was banned for the 85/86 season as a fightback against 5 a side and it's crazy rules. They should bring back the indoor 5/6 a-side tournament they used to do in London with current players. With ball height rules in place we would be eliminated almost immediately.

Shooting outside the box was banned for the 85/86 season as a fightback against 5 a side and it's crazy rules.

Did Nakata get any for Bolton? Inamoto got a fair few.

Not legally. Hasn't the whole thing been on youtube?

The guy who is top of the whole thing (in the world) has Austin as captain. Obviously.

Southampton vs Everton could be a good game. Southampton have got most of their midfield out. Think Bertrand is playing left wing, christ. Champions league winning left winger Ryan Bertrand? That's how he will tell it (and rightly so, I suppose)

Southampton vs Everton could be a good game. Southampton have got most of their midfield out. Think Bertrand is playing left wing, christ.