Ashley17

Fuck off

1 assist, 1 goal

Allardyce probably the only manager actually worse than Pardew

Snodgrass goes off injured for Hull, surely Aluko's time to shine? Nope, Stephen Quinn.

Noble always takes them normally, doesn't he? Yep, scored his last 10

How? Just to fuck us off I think, would think it will get credited later. Got it now

How? Just to fuck us off I think, would think it will get credited later.

No assist for Jones

Until they get more experienced players back, it makes sense. Undoubtedly, I can't believe he started with Lingard at right wing back

3-5-2 sacked off then.

Nani for Hernandez

Have they created a chance in open play? I don't remember one of note.

Turns out 3-5-2 is still shit.

So you're telling me you criticised everybody's team and your ace in the hole is Sone fucking Aluko?

Lingard, fucking hell

You may as well go Naughton if you're going the Spurs route, at £4.5m I think he's their only right back until Walker recovers

He's a midfielder called Can - £5.5m

Coutinho has been talked up by Rodgers a lot in pre-season, it's a shrewd pick. Problem is other than GW1 Liverpool have tricky games so I'm opting elsewhere for the start

His home planet needs him, basically

Why advertise the fact you're a megacunt?

If Pulis is leaving Palace I'm getting rid of my Palace defender, which opens up a whole new can of tinkering.

I did one a few years ago with only ex-Newcastle players. It was crap.

"Second Round ties will be played in the week commencing Monday August 25th and a seeding system will operate to keep Premier League and some Championship clubs apart - as this is partly based on which club progress from the First Round, it's not set in stone until the draw is made." Previous years we've drawn stalwarts such as Huddersfield, Scunthorpe & Accrington, oh and who can forget last year's classic at Morecambe

Correct

They've had big investment, similar to what Crawley had