Ashley17

Well he's back on.

Cisse's game is over.

Armstrong and Mbiwa warming up. Tough choice for Pardew to bring on a young striker or a centre back.

Cisse's carrying an injury already

de Jong left & Cisse right, even the official twitter account doesn't know what's going on.

Ref's down

So Ryder's "news" and that team seem to contrast

So what you're saying is, Pardew & Ashley have given France a big advantage going into this tournament

Piers Morgan will probably combust with anger. Good.

Here you go... http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/poyet-press-conference.905781/page-15 You should see his next press conference marra: "My first is in pitch, it's covered in litter My second in jealous and also in bitter My third is in top, but never in dogs My fourth's on the floor instead of the bogs....what am I?" Not enough love for this

He passes the ball sideways and backwards having high pass completion doesn't mean much IMO. Don't get me wrong his heart is in the right place but some of his decisions are baffling see his many long range efforts, or his preference to press high up the pitch leaving our defence unprotected I don't think that is his preference...

Former player rule strikes even the shittest of players

Got to think Aguero is for emergencies only if he's not starting. He started against us having had no pre-season ffs.

The closest I can think of is the chance Williamson had blocked from about 6 yards, he's probably counting the pinball before that.

And basically confirming we will have RB issues for at least 50% of our games next season as well Or James Tavernier as that problem will be known

Think Uwe Rosler would be decent but he's probably wary of going to another job so soon

Noticed on Soccer Saturday today in the 3 minutes they dedicated to us they spoke about Micah Richards signing for us as though it was a certainty.

Has it been pointed out we are now mathematically ensured of being NETD again? Time to get the champagne out

I'm 28 ffs but I am tempted. 5 packs for 2 quid in Asda. Got mine this morning. We caved at work today. I got Suarez and Mata and was pretty satisfied. Mate got Ronaldo, Messi & The Brazil badge. Fuck that

Just think how annoyed you'll be when you realise Pardew will probably still be manager when we next play these in a league match

He has a mean strike on him/gives them something [delete as appropriate for which terrible joke you want to use]

Sick of hearing "Pardew is the best we could do under Ashley" Honestly, even Souness didn't have us taking this many beatings.

Been having an argument on twitter for the last hour on twitter with a Pardew supporter. Baffling.

It's just how badly we get beat, especially since February. You can't basically throw half a season and expect to be just fine the next season, ask WBA about that. Quite a few similarities there really considering they've struggled after losing their on loan striker. If we'd spread these mega defeats out I wouldn't be as bothered as at least then we'd have shown character to fight back, as it is roof just falls in and we go games without scoring