Ashley17

I feel now is as good a time as any to roll out this classic:

Can't see it to be honest, think the Italian champions will want better than the Dutch number 4

Our last home game of the season. Boo us, boo them, boo everything

Mata free kick, 0-1

It's similar to the start of the Everton game before Barkley scored

Santon's corners man

Always win when Kevin Friend is ref

Probably be 2-0 down inside 10 minutes. Then he'll move Cisse to the right and to a middle 3 to contain things.

Valencia at right back, fucking hell. Gouffran needs to get at him but he inevitably won't

Gosling on the right?

No. Wasn't an intentional pass to the keeper

What the fuck is he watching!?

Silva about 3 yards offside Owen: It's a close one

Definitely, he's in great form. However I think Hodgson will only take 4 forwards and they would be Rooney, Sturridge, Welbeck and Lambert.

Really gutted for the lad, not sure he would have gone anyway but he was in great form

Gosling will play.

Yeah

A full back who can take set pieces? This kid will be captain next season

3 left backs on now

Sissoko hamstrung - Dummett on

3...

Well they are at Stamford Bridge next week, so maybe not

Tavernier on a hat trick

3 defenders on the bench ffs