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They don't look like they've ever met before. Weird. Lukaku is fucking irritating like. He goes from unplayable to anonymous in spells of 2 or 3 matches, a nightmare from a betting/fantasy football point of view

Has anybody read Glenn Hoddle's World Cup book? He really knew what he was doing, Eileen Drewery and his thoughts on the disabled aside. We'd have troubled most teams if we'd got past those pesky Argies

Well two are Welsh for starters

"For fuck sake, who hasn't put their assistant in charge of friendlies??"

I hate to say it but I think Redknapp would have got more out of this crop of players than Hodgson has. It would have been a lot more odious but Harry had Spurs playing some decent attacking football at times

Funny thing was I spoke to a Swansea fan the week before we played them up here and he was saying Bony wasn't all that loved at Swansea as in certain games he blatantly couldn't be arsed. Then he cited an example of some Europa game where he barely moved and then snapped a hamstring, he said he wouldn't be surprised if he moved on to better things in the summer

How can the ref blow for full time there for fuck sake?

Get in

Is Itandje the one who laughed at Hillsbrough?

Do you know what pun is? I want you to show me. Sort your Pata out. That's a pun Nah, if my name was Pätä it would be a pun. Thank f*** he pulled a Finnish language joke out the bag to save himself... didn't know what that post was about Foreigner. http://lesbianconservative.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/hahasimpsons.gif?w=640 This works.

If Nigeria want a player to foul his marker on all these hopeful punts into the box, Shola is surely the man

Yes, but there's always at least one leaked list that turns out to be correct. mackems were at home to Palace and Chelsea vs Everton were the other two I remember, post is probably still on twitter but I'm lazy

I see the inevitable fixture leak has us at Burnley on opening day

Such a mighty wallop

Didn't the beacon of accurate information nufcfans say we're signing somebody tomorrow? Can't wait.

Updated lists - apologies to those who have enquired about swapping over the last couple of days but I've finally sorted my lists out: Swaps: 57, 60, 65, 80, 87, 103, 118, 163, 180, 189, 211, 213, 220, 226, 230, 235, 237, 242, 251, 252, 256, 316, 321, 325, 369, 382, 387, 391, 402, 434, 443, 445, 470, 478, 484, 487, 492, 494, 509, 514, 515, 528, 538, 560, 577, 578, 582, 594, 610, 615, 618, 623, 639 Need: 1, 2, 6, 13, 17, 31, 43, 47, 67, 70, 91, 92, 95, 96, 111, 126, 129, 139, 162, 168, 174, 175, 191, 225, 233, 244, 260, 261, 262, 264, 274, 292, 297, 313, 337, 347, 350, 353, 359, 360, 366, 398, 412, 413, 431, 436, 437, 444, 447, 450, 451, 452, 462, 465, 474, 479, 486, 489, 505, 506, 508, 512, 527, 565, 585, 588, 592, 596, 602, 609, 621, 624, 636

We were in the pitcher & piano for some god awful reason and there was no commentary, was worried it was Roy as we hadn't seen him celebrate.

PinilLAD

dem eyes

Imagine if we signed him man, far too good for the Pardyman

Not a chance. But let's all take the Mirror as gospel truth.

Going out on Saturday with 31 others from work, everyone has a team and bought that nations shirt. Chaos awaits

I'm expecting "used to be shite, but now he's alright, walking in a Colback wonderland" around December

He's a wet dream for Pardew. He'll fill that number 10 role but in all the wrong ways

I can swap these: 4, 11, 19, 20, 57, 60, 65, 74, 80, 83, 85, 87, 104, 151, 152, 163, 171, 172, 213, 220, 226, 230, 235, 242, 248, 252, 256, 269, 321, 323, 325, 367, 369, 370, 381, 382, 384, 387, 390, 402, 404, 405, 406, 409, 416, 419, 434, 443, 445, 470, 484, 487, 492, 494, 509, 514, 515, 519, 528, 547, 556, 560, 589, 614, 623, 627, 630, 634, 638 And I need these: 1, 2, 6, 13, 17, 23, 31, 32, 35, 43, 47, 67, 70, 91, 92, 95, 96, 98, 100, 106, 107, 111, 116, 126, 129, 139, 160, 161, 162, 168, 174, 175, 191, 225, 228, 232, 233, 238, 243, 244, 245, 254, 260, 261, 262, 264, 272, 274, 292, 297, 307, 310, 313, 316, 318, 319, 330, 337, 340, 347, 348, 350, 353, 357, 359, 360, 366, 371, 373, 394, 398, 407, 412, 413, 417, 427, 431, 436, 437, 444, 447, 450, 451, 452, 456, 462, 465, 474, 479, 482, 486, 488, 489, 504, 505, 506, 508, 512, 527, 539, 545, 565, 585, 588, 592, 596, 601, 602, 603, 607, 609, 620, 621, 624, 636