Ashley17

As it stands the gap between 10th and 18th is the same as the gap from 9th to 10th. Mental.

Cardiff 19th as it stands, dear me.

Everybody miserable

Smashing your elbow must be pretty horrific like

Thought he got sacked? They were just thinking about it, never actually went ahead with it. Maybe trying to motivate him?

Ranger

They have 2 winnable home games back to back next. Plus FA Cup and league cup games. Hope the fuckers tire themselves out

Considering you lost 6-0 recently, that's saying something

It's Demel?

No Morrison for West Ham - is he injured or on his way out?

Mauro Boselli was mint.

It's valid from now until something like February 11th

Was going to put Yaya in but now he's a doubt. No idea how he played on last night, he looked fucked.

How did Scottish football allow this to happen? http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/9108456/

Think positive, we could get him the sack

Watch City get beat at home off shitty West Ham tomorrow, that's when you know it's time to give up

Need a goal? Kagawa? Hernandez? No. Darren Fletcher

This irony makes me sick

We could be in 10 cups, if you're bottom of the league you'd struggle to find a team happy to swap with you

I wouldn't mind being in a semi final but I'd rather not be bottom of the league in January. How anybody can envy that is beyond me. Also being in the 4th round isn't an achievement for most teams. Do you envy Southend?

Pardew seems to have come to terms that Shola will be gone soon, but he has a target man fetish that we seem incapable of satisfying. So Shola is that man until we agree to pay Gomis an extra pound everytime he farts or whatever nonsense held up that deal in the summer

Fucking Routledge

We desperately need more creativity. Without Cabaye there's only Ben Arfa and our players just watch him twirl. Marveaux could do it but he's obviously out of favour. Cabaye has missed City, West Ham, Southampton and 70 minutes of Fulham, resulting in 1 goal for us from those games (ironically from a long willi set piece). Assistance needed.

I would love Nigel de Jong Worst post of the year. He's a very good player He's a cunt, and I only want to sign a cunt if it's a necessity. This is not.

No need for that