Ashley17

You know as well as I do some moron will score a consolation for Cardiff, it'll be Skrtel's fault and everybody will lose a clean sheet or two

4 of them are in the league. All 9 actually. http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/players/profile.statistics.html/luis-suarez Not according to the website. The only cup game he's played this season they lost 1-0. Or are we talking calendar year?

I need somebody to hold me, I took out Henderson for Lampard before last weekend's games and the useless cunt has only bagged a goal and three assists in the meantime. Fuck off man.

You unselfish bastard

He does scouting for us, he's probably scouting Cardiff for the cup match.

Cardiff have done alright here so far

Suarez has done too much good recently. He's overdue a moment of cuntism, probably score a hat trick and then wipe his arse with the corner flag or something.

Palace play 4-4-2 so we should be able to control the game like we did at Old Trafford. If our full backs can stop the crosses we should win.

You don't have evidence of the team talk though? Just saying...

I was at a tour of Wembley on Wednesday and the tour guide was a WBA fan. I asked who he wanted as a manager and he said Steve Clarke - it wasn't his fault Sessegnon can't finish. He was genuinely concerned they would go down now as he thinks nobody really wanted Clarke to go. If Cardiff sack Mackay, who the hell will work there? Steve Kean? Or will some mug of an assistant see this as a shot at the big time and tarnish tehir reputation forever?

I think Rooney will be fine for Saturday

Spurs' back 4 is atrocious. Dawson and Capoue is a terrible partnership and Naughton gets skinned everytime. Lloris needs tethering

Not to mention Jos OG Hooiveld

It did when we beat them 4-2 last season.... Cabaye was a big reason why that game mind. An unbelievable goal, a pen, an OG...it worked but you couldn't rely on it.

Think he'll play direct to counter act their pressing. Probably won't work.

With Borini and Ki already there on loan they'd have to pay for anybody they want

Don't think HBA will play wide, Pardew will be shit scared of Shaw overlapping

Knee is too fucked to play football... Lift 300 pound men instead

Lukaku getting the assist for the Everton goal Fuck off man

Whatever plans I have tomorrow night, I'm cancelling them. It's Swansea vs Hull!

Have you seen Cardiff's January fixtures? I'm not sure how full strength they will be. 6 pointer with West Ham the week after

That didn't come out. Had a brain fart because I was watching Everton Meant Blackburn vs City

It's almost as if Lukaku is a better striker than Jo the way this Everton team are performing

TV games prediction: Arsenal/Tottenham Man Utd/Swansea Derby/Chelsea City/Everton

You'll get tickets no bother. Unless this was a sarcastic question...