Ashley17

Cisse you bellend, stay onside man

If they equalise we'll never see Anita, HBA or Cisse for weeks on Pardew logic.

HBA for Gouffy

2-1, Fer.

Shola off, Cisse on.

They just have as he's warming up

Anita for Cabaye

He comes Vurny

Need to get a third before we start throwing on players who need a lift.

We've just tried the Bekcham/Scholes corner but with Tiote being Scholes. FML.

2-0, Gouffy

We scored from a corner

Mike out.

Could be worse, I took out Lukaku

No Lovren for Southampton is a bit of a blow. They've brought in that Hooiveld who loves an OG

He's a World Cup pundit in Germany

+ Barkley assist! :snod::snod::snod::snod: They've not given it to Barkley

Surely he was sat next to everybody?

Genuine question - if that's how you want England to play, did you want Harry in charge?

It's been totally relayed, it's one of the best in the country now apparently.

SD News trying to flog Santon - "omg he's gone " SD News say we're signing Tom Ince - "SD News "

Tiote wasn't named in the squad but was there supporting, bit odd that he's ended up on crutches

He's monumentally shite, why tire out their best players playign 2 games in 2 days when you can let this moron play in the friendly.

They have a friendly on Monday, hopefully he is being saved for that.

They've qualified twice ever.