Ashley17

Could be quite clever as they have 3 centre halves and nobody out and out to mark

It's like a team of Shola's

Remember when Hoddle played Le Tissier at home to Italy? That went well.

Nigeria kick off in half an hour, holding out a ridiculous amount of hope for Shola being at a World Cup.

Depends what group they get, could be an Ivory Coast in 2006 scenario

He's been dropped by Villa so I doubt that will happen

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/i-reckon-we-will-exit-the-bottom-3-on-saturday-28th-december-2012.820756/ Spot the problem

Don't forget that one hilarious night at WHL when he had a goal wrongly disallowed for offside and the Jenas scored in the last minute to steal it for us

It makes sense to get rid of RVP...but he's got to start scoring eventually. And he's got a decent 3 game spell coming up...

Fairly confident we'll be fine so I'll say a 3. Raise that to a 6 if anything long term happens to Remy (such as prison or injury)

By contrast, I was delighted to see Fulham kept a clean sheet today - only to find Hangeland went off at half time

Credit where it's due, he got it right today. Just about.

We sounded pretty dangerous on the counter in the second half? Only listened though, so might have been totally different.

That's ridiculous, would be like somebody joining in the Haka with New Zealand

Why not wait 2 weeks until the next games in case they all get crocked on international duty?

If we play like this without him...

Still plenty of time for us to lose 3-2, which is our favourite at the moment.

NO MORE GOALS.

You don't see any "Pardew is a dope" t-shirts do you?

No wonder we tried to get Malky as assistant manager when Pardew first joined

He's clearly not fit enough or he would have started, a week ago Jon and Itchi whatever he's called were ridiculing me when I suggested that Taylor, Jonas and Tiote would all be back in the team and they would have all played today if fit. Wish Jon was called Scratchy

Owen says o.g but he's a cunt. I need that Zabb assist. Strictly speaking it'll be an OG, an assist for Aguero who will also get negative points for the pen miss

Suppose Everton have taken their foot off the gas here too?

Well lets assume nufcfans are right and save yourselves the wait