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Awesome goal.

5? What is the ref smoking?

Cunt, 2-2.

This is what you can do with brains and pace up front.

I don't mind Liverpool winning it anymore; they've been playing excellent football (top scorers in the league) and they'll really deserve it if they do; it's not like they have fluked victories because they've done the double over Man Utd and Chelsea. The best part about the possibility of Liverpool winning it is that Man Utd will have truly blown it - 8 points up and a match in hand or something like that and just choking it away.

What's all that spunk doing on Cuellar's head?

It'd be great if we could actually cross. Villa can score again. I hope they don't drop deep and defend because they've been the more dangerous team so far.

2-1!!! Get in!!

And again. This linesman is a joke.

What the fuck was that flag? Ludicrous.

If we have our best defence playing, then I'm confident of us winning.

Best visiting first half at Old Trafford in how long? Better than Liverpool, imo.

Hopefully watching the way these two teams play football because we've got a lot to learn.

Pass it, Ashley! It's coming; Villa will score soon.

Eh? What's Dowie doing there?

Neville and Evans in the center? Neither can catch up to Agbonlahor and neither will dominate Carew in the air.

Villa look like they have more goals in them.

Get the fuck in. Man, Dave, you're quick!

Singing about Shearer? They're like that ex-girlfriend who still isn't over the breakup 10 years after.

2-0 if that was 5 years ago.

Gay.

Villa have started very well.

Holy shit, Liverpool score. It was coming. They've been awesome. 1-0, 92nd minute strike by Benayoun.

We'll win matches. Football might be fun to watch again. I know relegation would be financially disastrous but the feeling on match days will be different; I won't be expecting the worse, being content with scraping draws. We'll be favourites for games, we'll be playing the ball in the opposition's half, we'll score a shit load (hopefully, anyway...) and that'll be fun. Supporting the team lately has been almost a chore because we're shit and the players can't even be arsed and that's not why I fell in love with football. Just winning more often will be good.

First time in 20 something years that we've lost three consecutive matches at St James' according the commentator on my tv today. What happened to that fortress of ours?