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Exactly. Fulham are shit, they don't press, they don't move, they're a nothing team and have been for two years.

Ben Arfa had the worst half for us since he came then the second half he just shifted into another gear. He made two of our best chances, one of which Gouffran had to fucking score, then he scored the winning goal. And he's only going to get fitter and better now.

Hatemmmmmm

Colo, mYM and Anita are our best players, again.

Birtles is the most interesting thing about this game at the moment. I dare someone to argue with that.

Ben Arfa is having his worst game for us.

Birtles is fucking hilarious

Decided last week I wasn't going to watch this. Now it's Saturday again and I'm looking forward to the match.

I kind of love Kobe now. All he cards about is winning, which you have to respect. The other guys all want the fame and money but they don't put in the work. Kobe is all work, no play.

Hazard out, Silva in. Silva captain. Will see my whole squad again after the window finishes.

Sounds like Messi has a bit of Jordan-itis, which is actually expected.

Up to 133 points, which ain't bad. Really not sure who to make captain this week. Might go for Ben Arfa but that's a massive risk. If not him then it'll have to be Giroud or Sturridge because Hazard isn't playing.

That's £20m. There's no way we're rejecting that.

Shit I didn't realise we were so shit.

I'm getting 1/1 from a mate that we make the top ten. Should I do it? £100 is what he wants to bet.

This will be updated soon, I promise. I'm not at home this week.

Just sack Pardew so I can enjoy football once again.

Not a bad day. Giroud goal, sturridge goal, Colo clean sheet, soldado cpt still to play. Might get 50+ points which will lift me up both my private leagues because a bunch of people have people like Benteke as cpt.

This will be good. Two good, attacking teams.

Yup. Nolan scores 9/10 times from Downing's cross and they were a fortunate ball drop away from clear cut chances on a few other times too. We on the other hand showed absolutely nothing going forward.

Yeah. Anita is Cabaye's replacement. We don't need any more slow midfielders who can't run with the ball. We need quick wingers/strikers who can make things happen because god knows Pardew ain't going to coach them how to attack.

I could kill Pardew right now, the fucking moron

Anita has been excellent, really excellent.

Fuck off Shola just fuck right off