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Loved that Bobby Robson quote. I'd never heard that before but it's special that. Almost Churchillian.

Apologies if already posted but it eased the anger for me just a little http://www.punchinthefacebook.com/punch/mike-ashley

Not long back from the game. I've really got to stop going to away games as I've never seen us win one yet. Aside from the game who was that idiot in the meadow lane dancing on the pool table fully naked 4 or 5 times? Everyone laughed at first but these turned to boos when it all became a bit embarrasing.

Aye what's the words to that chant?

It just makes it all the more sickening to see shearer sitting in the commentary box.

Divison 1 here we come!

Are we the only team to get relegated btw? You would think so with SSN. They're doing some quality analysis such as this financial specialist they've got in to inform us that we'll lose a lot of money by being relegated (really!?!?!) or David Craig asking Anal Oliver 'Why are Newcastle in the Championship?' Could it be that we didn't get enough points to stay up?

Nee chance mate. People can't even sing the proper words to the original

Aye, good question. It's annoying as hell!

There was all that carry on a little while back with people cancelling their 3yr deal with the club. A lot of people called the box office, paid the difference then cancelled via their bank. Anyway, 2 of the lads I'm going to the match with today cancelled their DD on Monday without letting the club know. I'm sure there was talk back in Jan or Feb that if you done this you'd be refused entry to the ground for the rest of the season. What do yous reckon? I'd absolutely laugh my bollocks off today if they couldn't get in

Bollocks. I've only been away from the computer for 10mins. As soon as I start getting hopeful things always go pear-shaped. Bollocks again

Just had an acca on the FA cup this weekend. 3 out of the 4 have already came up and I've got Boro to beat Everton. Fingers crossed for a 22/1 payout!

In Newcastle, aye? Bollocks! I was hoping it was just gonna be one of those 'Consett only' snowstorms we usually get here.

What's the weather like in Newcastle at the minute? It started snowing in Consett less than an hour ago but it's lying and doesn't look like letting up anytime soon

Selling a player who didn't want to be here? Nah. Urgh, ok. A sad situation then, that better? I'm annoyed he's chosen to walk out on us. But if he doesn't want to be here then he can f***ing suck eggs. Hope we spend the cash WISEly. I'm sad that one of my personal heroes has decided he's had enough of this s*** club. That's what i was getting at. Then that's up to you my friend. Personally, I couldn't give a s*** about him (or anyone else who doesn't want to play for Newcastle United for that matter). He doesn't want to see it through, then f*** him. People not acknowledging what he has given to NUFC beggars belief. "F*** him" Maybe show him some f***ing respect. Had he acted with a bit of honesty and slapped in a transfer request in a month ago then I'd have been easier on him. He didn't. He decided to let his lawyer slag us off and link him with other clubs whilst still under contract. He can f*** off. Blimey, what a short term memory. Unbelievably loyal servant that has repeatedly urged whoever has been in charge to strengthen the defence in front of him - perhaps he finally realised that he wasn't being listened to. As to "He can f*** off", that's hardly impressive. Agree entirely, I find that attitude utterly juvenile. The guy has one chance at his career, we have been told that NUFC is now a club that will build for the future. Yet still Given is blamed for not treading water for the final years of his career until the youngsters who might be decent come through. Can't agree more. At least with Shearer deciding to finish his career with us you can sort of understand with the local links and all that but what reason did Shay have to hold on to the sinking ship? His record looks shit this season (5 against Liverpool) even though he was usually our man of the match.

Never mind the mackems - some of our fans were an embarrasment. Walking into the game there was an oldish (about 50yrs old) guy whos mouth was pissing with blood shouting at this other guy who'd just smacked him in the face. He was saying 'For f***s sake man I'm black and white' The other guy was apologising saying he thought he was a mackem and then thy proceeded to give each other a cuddle in the middle of Barrack Rd before walking into the game. Wankers!

Good luck to the lad. He's held this club up for too long now.

More shite from the lads and a potential £200 down the drain after that twat Lampard scored. Another marvellous night - I'm away to bray our lass!

Probably the law of averages mate. All our matches seem to be on stupid days of the week thanks to Sky/setanta.

That bloke is edging closer towards a knighthood everyday haha!

I understand what you're saying mate but I've had enough of the fuckers tbh. For the money they're on I'd shovel shit all day with a smile on my face. Basically they work for a business that is going through a sticky patch and they're not man enough to handle it. That's their problem. My dad used to work at Consett steelworks and when that place went tits up it was on a scale that put this trivial football thing into the shadows but people got on with things as best they could. I bet people at the time wished that booing was the only thing they had to put up with. Was it Dyer that said to Scott Parker a couple of years back something along the lines of 'Scotty, don't get wound up. Them fuckers are going home on the metro; you're going home in a Bentley?'-

Spot on. Sick of hearing 'The fans should get behind the players. They need your support.' Bollocks!!! These wankers get paid more than brain surgeons and we're supposed to put an arm around then because they haven't got a proper manager. I've had 6 managers in the past 5 years where I work and not once did I expect 40,000+ people to give me a nice cuddle and pat on the back to get on with things. I also know that if I didn't perform during the transition periods I'd be sacked. GET ON WITH IT YOU BUNCH OF OVERPAID FUCKWITS!!!

Theme from Steptoe and Son would be very apt I think.

Got a text about 10 mins ago. Dunno what to believe. As has been said, if this a joke it's sick.

Can't believe I'm missing Trawlermen for this crap. Proper men doing a proper job for shit pay. Complete opposite of this then