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27? Yeap. Aye he will be 28 next year I just googled it, he's definitely 26. Well he must of been 1 when he was born What?

27? Yeap. Aye he will be 28 next year I just googled it, he's definitely 26.

26 isn't he?

Whenever Pardew heard the chant "Alan Pardew it's never your fault", I'm certain he thought the fans were being genuine.

Yup. Need to pack that s**** in. Why? Because raping children isn't funny?

Yup. Need to pack that s**** in. Especially with what has come out this week. Seems particularly inappropriate.

We've won every game that we were drawing it half time.

Brighton are a big rival too. Definite a draw wanted there. Huddersfield losing though which is great.

I'm not sure tag-teaming a willing girl in a hotel room is morally bad anyway (if that's what actually happened). And no, I'm not a misogynistic woman beater. Either way he was cheating on his girlfriend, so still a bad thing really.

I'm guessing Andy Woodman. But mostly because I know they're best mates.

It's a shame we didn't send Cabaye round to that Everton kids school to give him another whack.

Is that his dog tweeting? I thought harry couldnt use technology. Erm it's a man called Simon Peach tweeting, Gimp Finally explains why Harry Redknapp get's such an easy run with the media. His dog is Chief Football Writer at the Press Association.

Oh man I hope this blows up into something massive.

I'd have thought the reason Shearer was idolised and Pardew was mistrusted was more to do with Shearer being our greatest ever player and goalscorer, while Pardew is a total failure and a monumental twat.

That's a Premier League specific rule isn't it? I'm sure we agreed it though anyway. Nope was in the terms of the loan agreement. I don't think it's a rule either is it? I mean it absolutely could be, I just thought it was a gentleman's agreement between the clubs. It was made an actual rule after the LuaLua debacle.

Leicester.That's all I'm saying. Leicester. They're in the Prem so I'm not too worried about them.

Not if he helps to keep them as our promotion rivals though. How likely is that realistically? Great to see him on the scoresheet tbh, if he keeps it up we've got a striker on our hands. Not sure. The league is a bit all over the place right now. They're absolutely banging them in though. Top scorers in the league by a decent distance.

That's a Premier League specific rule isn't it? I'm sure we agreed it though anyway.

Not if he helps to keep them as our promotion rivals though.

2nd. If we win by two goals today we go above them though.

Not good enough for us. Found his level.

We've sold, what, two players for a profit from his scouting? I'd say that is pretty poor if that was his job like. Not that it's that much better, but it's more like six. We've sold 3 or 4 just this window for a profit.

At least I got to watch us lifting a cup once in my childhood.

Sam Allardyce will be delighted. Practically guaranteed the draw now.

They never actually confirmed who saw it, just that they didn't see "the full extent". Pardew claimed the ref told him at half time he didn't see it.