LionOfGosforth

We currently appear to have one of the dimmest and most apathetic fan-bases on the planet. Wasn't like this in the 80's when we had plenty to cry about as well (granted the era prior to Sky money was very different), a lot of fans got up off their arses and tried to affect change and relatively things did change for a while. I don't know if it's the general demographic at games has changed from being the predominantly died-in-the-wool fan to being more predominantly the typical sky-era "mostly couldn't give a fuck" fan or what but we've turned into a subservient embarrassment. The passion, fight, ambition and hope appears to have been extinguished/knocked out of us almost completely.

Dam you LionOfGosforth I was going to make that joke. I was going to say he's sweet like chocolate but hott like fire! Chocolate Fire Garde. But actually reading that I'm ashamed Thought mine was bad

Let's hope he's more use than a chocolate fireguarde

You may not be on the radar, but did you throw your hat in the ring?

Who with? himself.

Amazing, seem to remember Peter Fear sort of resembling an evil Warren Barton. **EDIT** Somewhat confirmed: http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/Peterfearcurtains.jpg

Still got Gouffran on to create as well. Game on.

Ashley's hitman kid?

Fairly extreme innit? Not really, its exactly why. Absolutely. Only a matter of time, whether it's this season or next, that we'll start to hear Pards bigging him up in the media. Very soon after that it will be "we'll have to be strong if any bids come in for him this transfer window, don't want to lose him but we're not in the strongest position financially etc etc blah blah blah". Enjoy him while you can, he looks like a potential star.

That's class when you zoom in. The lad in the middle of the photo, northwest of Colo's head looks like he couldn't give the slightest f***. Just staring at Pardew. That's the serial killer bloke man. Looks a bit like how Ashley might look as a young flabby hitman

Some great faces in there like. Bez from Happy Mondays next to lightbulb, mad looking serial killer in the blue jacket just staring into space and a demented David Copperfield gadgey just above Mangala's(?) shoulder.

Not to mention the 24 months of gym work. Canny big difference between lifting and running in the gym and playing 96 minutes at the Etihad after 2 years out and playing with a scratch team like. Not to mention managing to clear the ball with his bollocks in the 85th minute.

He's a naturally fit fucker, that's for sure.

Turd burglar did his best to give us no chance whatsoever but we pulled it off anyway. Maddest result of the season.

Christ, tbh

That team tonight. Haddaway and shite Pards, you're fucking rubbish man. Never has there been a more "Alan" Alan than this cunt.

Christ, i'm so sick of this c***, even just the sight of his name on the main page of the forum drives me round the frigging pipe. "Alan Pardew" for f***s sake.

This cunt been binned yet?

Hope we let in 7 on Saturday and someone pisses in cuntface's pocket.

Piss off Pardew you're shite man

Wish we were in for some of the CB's moving clubs this summer. Caulker would have been decent. Our CB's (especially when MYM leaves) are to put it bluntly, terrible. We're going to concede buckets of goals this season, especially from corners. Need central defensive reinforcements badly.

The difference is, Everton don't actively tout their own players in the press, which would weaken their bargaining position, like we do.

I must be biased too because the fouls that were called against us didn't balance with the exact same stuff man united were getting away with. Especially that foul by Nani on Anita, that was absolutely filthy, studs on the ankle area. Then the cunt had the nerve to drag Vurn to his feet as if to say it wasn't a foul. the commentators were saying it didn't look much, then on the slow motion, you could see clearly it was a nasty foul and they didn't say anything about it. Easily a yellow and arguably a red.

Nani is a truly wretched player, how he gets in ahead of any of their other wide players