LionOfGosforth

6 points from 18 in that league man. They were level on points with Barnsley and had two games in hand less than a month ago. What a fuck up of a club

2-1 Palace, Taffs all over the shop defensively

Wolves score, Dendoncker, nice goal.

Watching Wolves v Fulham. Not a great game but mightily impressed with Bryan. Weren't we linked with him before when he was at Bristol City? Apparently Fulham got him for 6m ffs. So typical of us if that's the case, would be perfect in Rafa's system.

"balance" is great, i'm a fan of how he says "counter-attack" too

Cue 40000 Liverpool fans with head in hands because they've accurately assessed all scenarios, while Collymore runs around in a silent stadium, it'd be like VAR for fans

Whatever happens in the game (getting cuffed soundly is a knocking bet), I hope one of their fans gets chucked in the Tyne

Dembele being disastrously useless there, just having a rubbish shot for no reason then missing an absolute sitter.

That had to be De Jong not Dembele who cost about 130 million quid?

Dembele what the fuck was that

That's what the tramps get for chucking gadgies minding their own business into fountains

I remember us being linked with him a few years ago on a free transfer. Probably gave up when they remembered he needed to be paid a wage.

No exaggeration, Cardiff could have had 4 goals in the last 5 minutes.

Cardiff hoying the kitchen sink at Fulham last 5 minutes. Did fuck all for 85 minutes the daft cunts. Fulham keeper has made 3 brilliant saves in the last few minutes.

Fulham 1 Cardiff 0 Babel - brilliant goal

Southampton 3 Bournemouth 2

Superb that, from their own penalty spot to a goal in a few seconds

Watching Fulham v Cardiff, desperate stuff like. There was a period not long back when Cardiff seemed to pick up points every time we did, don't know how they're bloody awful.

Southampton 1 Bournemouth 2

Oof yep. Gust of wind would have blown him over, fecking hopeless but a trier.

Yer right like, cheap as chips and a right laugh standing with your mates. Those days are loooooong gone sadly. A lot of the stuff already mentioned really chimes with me. I was at the Barnsley "Ranson and Fereday" game, remember Fumaca's "interesting" take on football and still can picture the like of Mavis Riley and Rob McDonald disgracing our no 9 shirt, but it was all a good laugh in those days. There's probably a better thread for these types of reminiscences but did you happen to go to that Blackpool cup game in 87, probably around September time? We got beat 1-0, but I never went to even those types of games expecting much, it was for the craic and being with your mates mostly. Anyway, I remember Gazza getting dogs abuse when he tried to clap the fans at the end but the funniest memory from that is this lad turning around furious as the whistle went, face the colour of blackcurrant jam, shouting "The Chronicle back page headline tomorrow should be "FUCKING SHIT!!"". It was hilarious at the time, the thought of a newspaper using profanity as their headline but it had been that bad

Separate point and not relevant to the discussion but if that's true, it's as big an indictment of the modern game as anything I can think of. That gruesome, useless little shitehawk making about 10 times what a decent doctor probably makes in the public sector.

Yer right like, cheap as chips and a right laugh standing with your mates. Those days are loooooong gone sadly.

There was one bloke who I ended up standing near in the Gallowgate Corner most home games. Constantly yelled "Dillon, get off!!!", pretty much every time he touched the ball. Was moderately amusing the first time I heard it, but by about March, the novelty had worn off like That was my mate Neil, had a laugh like Basil Brush, hated Kevin Dillon with a passion. You could tell, swear Dillon heard him one time when he yelled as he was taking a corner 'kinell, can't believe someone else remembers this 30 years on