The Bonk

We are absolutely dreadful to watch right now. Don't think we'll go down, but it ain't pretty, is it?

Owen is a heart throb!

Oh please let this hold up, then at least we won't be the only ones to them. Sorry Speccy.

Who's excited for our 2nd thrashing inside of a week from Arsenal??? HUH??? AM I THE ONLY ONE??? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!! I'll consider it a moral victory if Taylor headbutts "Get Bendtner" and "Acockbiggerthanyor's". Roll on the kiddy fiddlers, this match doesn't exist as far as I'm concerned.

His usual postering, pissing about defending. Should have done better clearing the goal line on their second. The clumsy oaf.

Good luck Kev, you're going need a lot more than that.

So, you determine a players talent on how much he smiles?

Fox Sports World Canada at 10am. Allen_TX, it's on PPV? You poor sods.

Him and Faye will be absolute beast's in CD!!! Hopefully Woody will stay out of the treatment room. Everyone is coming back to Toon!!

Jammy Bolton Cuntish football, Megson takes a note out of Big Sam's book. We'll get at them in the 2nd half.

I'd love to have a whirl at designing some. Who do I contact? Ol' Morty Boy? Some absolutely horrific LiveTrace work done in Illustrator on those flags. The typesetting is gash as well.

"Maine Road was a great football stadium but as time moved on it stayed where it is...." Oh feck, I hope he has more in store.

I love how the Scotch bloke s***'s his pants when going on about 'Pool and Manu. Barely a wimper or any sort of extended thought on anyone else. I'm positive the Scottish guy is there only because of his accent. "He's from there, he's gotta know whats up!" Honestly? Who the fuck is that guy?

Damn FSC and I hate how they mention it, show the score and you're like.......wait for it.....wait for it....Ohhh it's a commercial for worldclubsoccershop.com! Jerks! I'll be sitting here in fifteen minutes telling the TV that I don't want a f****** fathead, I want to see highlights. I know this is dead set to happen, yet I'm still sitting here. You're not alone. It's even worse when Fox Soccer Report don't show it. c***s. To be fair, I don't know anyone who doesn't run to the TV to see the top ten college goals of the week. How about The National Indoor Soccer League friday nights? My cousin actually made the college goals of the week when we was captain at Notre Dame. Haven't had the pleasure of seeing the Indoor stuff yet. Last I remember, they used to just toss nine hours of Dream Team up on fridays. Nice for your cousin. I should have said saves of the week. He was a CB, one of 2 goals he scored during his four years there. He's a lawyer now.

http://cache4.gettyimages.com/xc/79055254.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193516E2A05E1E12293187E1B865E4EA352 "Praise Jesus, the messiah has returned!!!"

I love how the Scotch bloke shit's his pants when going on about 'Pool and Manu. Barely a wimper or any sort of extended thought on anyone else.

Damn FSC and I hate how they mention it, show the score and you're like.......wait for it.....wait for it....Ohhh it's a commercial for worldclubsoccershop.com! Jerks! I'll be sitting here in fifteen minutes telling the TV that I don't want a f****** fathead, I want to see highlights. I know this is dead set to happen, yet I'm still sitting here. You're not alone. It's even worse when Fox Soccer Report don't show it. c***s. To be fair, I don't know anyone who doesn't run to the TV to see the top ten college goals of the week. How about The National Indoor Soccer League friday nights? My cousin actually made the college goals of the week when we was captain at Notre Dame.

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Damn FSC and I hate how they mention it, show the score and you're like.......wait for it.....wait for it....Ohhh it's a commercial for worldclubsoccershop.com! Jerks! I'll be sitting here in fifteen minutes telling the TV that I don't want a f****** fathead, I want to see highlights. I know this is dead set to happen, yet I'm still sitting here. You're not alone. It's even worse when Fox Soccer Report don't show it. Cunts.

Damn FSC and I hate how they mention it, show the score and you're like.......wait for it.....wait for it....Ohhh it's a commercial for worldclubsoccershop.com! Jerks!

The forum is imploding.

http://cache3.gettyimages.com/xc/79054655.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193516E2A05E1E1229396C79EA3486DEA80 You'd have thunk that he scored.

I fail to see the irony.

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