The Bonk

He was electric and gave everything up until his brain fart. Was causing them all sorts of trouble, was probably pissed from Konate pulling his fucking shirt off when he turned him and wanted to give a bit back. This! He sprinted across the pitch and lunged recklessly into VVD who was basically standing still. I thought he’d get a straight red from that arsehole Hooper. He’s going to be fine and will have a big season for us.

Loving the fight from everyone here.

INTO THESE FUCKING CUNTS

International LEGAL feed minutes behind.

I laughed then cried when I found out he was a Geordie.

Wreckless and the most obvious instance of it.

Sprinted across the pitch to hack him down. Red all day and he deserves better for himself than to let emotions get to him.

He'd done so well up until his head has done him there. Clearly frustrated and took it out on VVD's leg.

There's no way he's staying on the pitch.

Got him good there.

Leaky at the back a bit here.

Worried about you. Wish the Yankee's were good so you'd be less Isak miserable.

Gordon has been everywhere.

Incite a riot down there if we're winning/win.

His emoji game is weak AF too, Downie and Hope right now:

Feels like we're trying to mitigate overpaying for a support striker (Wissa, Larsen) while navigating the Isak situation. I also assume if we get £150mill for Isak, we don't give a fuck and go after a few options that we overpay for. No takers at that price, so we're down to not getting bent over for options further down the list. Sucks, but here we are in PSR purgatory.

That is an 11 on the cringe-o-meter

From Gemini

How so? Cartel clubs cartelling?

Brighton

was a phenomenal cross

Anderson (Nico Williams) down, doesn’t look good. Whoops!

Ahhhh…. Cheers, so he obviously has pedigree.

Hudson Odoi looked brilliant there, tidy run and finish.

Aye, had never heard of him, either. Seems the perfect fit for them, Palace lose top players, but he keeps getting results.