The Bonk

Fuck these fucks, let's do them.

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Yeah, agree, but he’s less defensive minded than those 2. I like him, he’s a good manager, seems a decent fella. They had good spells on the ball, but did fuck all with it. 0 big chances to our 5 and 2 missed chances for an xG of .69 (niiiice ) to our 2.37.

https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/latest-news/newcastle-united-appoint-dr-ian-mitchell-as-head-of-psychology/ Can we blame this guy?

Yup, completely agree. Think we'll go on a run with a strengthened squad and finish 7th.

Nice goal from Wissa. Moyes

Worst half of football under Eddy and overall a completely toothless display. Arsenal are flying, but we weren’t giving a half decent account of ourselves. Bummer.

Arsenal fans have left early? We bored them out of the stadium?

Needed that in the first half

Willock!

Yikes, need to turn this off.

Saka is some player

It’s the 4% of a draw that gets you.

Isak close

whew!

So tedious, we knew how shite we’ve been in London before tonight, you cocks.

Hope Porto dump them out of the CL.

Progress!!

Karius has been solid at least and hung out to dry by the players in front of him.

They create and concede loads, but yeah, it seems they won't go on a run to get there. Had a horrific start too.

"Won't get dragged" into a situation he created. Get fucked, Jimbo.

Would like to see 'Boro go on a run for a playoff spot. I've got a lot of respect and time for Carrick. Hope he comes good as a manager, appears to be a decent bloke and was a solid to great player on his day.