Yorkie

Wew

Absolutely rapping on the door now, like. Changes needed immediately.

Unreal tackle from Walker but living dangerously now.

Rice squanders a huge opportunity, thanks Gareth.

Anything bad that happens ever is Southgate, KaKa. He needs to change things, of course. Hopefully doesn't wait too long.

Save, Pickford

So fucking static at the front. Fucking move.

It's the mentality of someone incredibly worried about the state of the game in the VAR world.

I mean, I do care quite a bit. I'd probably be less depressed about it if it were in Newcastle's favour mind, but it's as "game's gone" as it gets.

Nice to see us forcing the issue, playing with confidence and a bit more intensity. Mainoo pressing really well centrally and Foden looks liberated in a free role. Still, we're only level because of an utter joke of a decision, so there's little satisfaction to be had in that.

Playing really well mind. All about Foden so far.

Absolutely laughable decision. Game is well and truly fucked.

He's made the point a couple of times this week that - due to going in as favourites - the team were playing within themselves for fear of embarrassment. So there's been a mentality shift from one of fear to one of "what can we achieve?" Which I think is interesting and entirely fair. Agree with @Beren above, I'm absolutely aching for an actual good performance against Holland. We were still very unimpressive against Switzerland, even if we're moving in the right direction.

Also not surprised. I hope and assume that them leaving now is the best outcome for the pair of them. It's impossible to have total faith and trust in an owner - anyone who does so is asking for trouble. At the end of the day, it's big business. However, in their case, they've been absolutely sensational and as close to perfection as I could wish to hope for in the modern era. What those two individuals have done for this club cannot be understated. They leave as heroes as far as I'm concerned. Incredible that she'll have been at the club for less time than she spent trying to acquire it.

Can we apply this game to just Newcastle?

What the hell is going on there, btw? Rock bottom with one win in 15, but flew through their Copa group with no problems. Is it because I recently bought a couple of their shirts?

Boring as fook.

Chelsea.

Incredible how Morata won that fk. Just jumped into him and got the decision.

Jenas taking utter shit. Incredible goalkeeping.

Can't get over how shit the Adidas shirts are. Look forward to seeing every sinew of Joelinton's obscene physique every game next season.

Love Olmo

Cross could've been a bit more accurate, like.

Now, we defend