ScottishMagpie

Me too

Forgot Miggy was playing.

Yeah, exactly what we don't need the way we're currently playing

I'm having falshbacks to a brucie-ball game but some subs might be a good idea!

Do they need a win tonight or is a draw decent enough for them? IF they got an equaliser I can see them just sitting back and being fuckers to break down. That's if they didn't need to go for a win though.

Gotta admit I'm nervous about the second half but then again I was nervous when spurs got it back to 5-1 on Sunday so what do I know!

Wake the fuck up!!

Castore cheap shite!

What's the odds a Newcastle player is first in the book?

Phew!

What's up?

That's just what I was thinking.

Ha... look at that miss. That Haaland lad is shite!

That's so not fair. Poor Lamps hasn't been give a fair shot. Bloody forrin types. Arrgghhh!!

100%

Man... footballers are such fucking pussies.

C'mon.... would love to see Gordon get a goal.

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Better not have like! i've just paid £11.99 to watch us score another 5! Anything less that 8-0 and I'll be writing a very strongly worded email to the club.

Decided not to pay to watch this as I thought I was gonna miss the first half..... just got in and opened up this thread and thought "fuck me! someone's having a laugh with the thread title". Now TV 24 hour pass purchased. Just watch us not score again now!

Down here on holiday. Went to watch this.

Saw this yesterday and thought "naw, surely they're not that fucking stupid". I was wrong.

Just watched the highlights on match of the day. Wow!! If Murphy had put that chance away it would have been one of the most beautiful goals I think I'd have seen.

GET IT RIGHT UP YE YA MANC BASTARDS!!!