ScottishMagpie

Been spotted getting in to a certain helicopter heading to the north east.

Now that's the new banner right there!

on a Monday too!!! GTFI!!!!!!!!!

Amen!

Merry Christmas to everyone on the forum! Hope your stockings were stuffed with delights!

On the train heading down for this. Wasn't looking forward to it till the takeover news has blown up. Like a kid on xmas eve now though.

Stick it on @nspares over on Twitter mate. Might get a buyer for it on there. Cheers!

I know it's a long shot but I have a spare ticket for the Platinum Club. Face value of course.

fucking awful from Ritchie. Most experience Newcastle player on the pitch too.

This Ritchie 'experiment' just ain't working.

oh well...at least the commentators and pundits will be relieved...

right...we've talked about the 'other' team for 30 seconds...lets get back to talking about chelski.

Although, I'd have creamed more if Kirsty was reading it out. If I can get Hayley McQueen announcing the deal has been done I will never need pornhub again.

Played with absolutely no belief in himself whatsoever. Waste of a shirt atm.

so we changed our team to combat a burnley threat? FFS!!! If it was man city i could understand but fucking burnley?!! Sometimes i think rafa is trying to be too clever for his own good. Pick our best team and let fucking burnley worry about us.

How did he get a ticket? Thought we sold out ages ago.....did he know that far in advance he wasnt getting picked?☺

Just because they haven't been as bad as perez and joselu doesn't mean they've been "fine".

Has Diame arleady played a match today?

Perfect response to their "better the devil you know" pish. Well besides "fuck off".

Fucking pinch me! This man is our manager!!!! Don't think there is another person alive I'd rather have leading us. I'm in love!

I know it's trivial and probably won't affect me directly as a supporter of Big Mike's anti cup FC but it really boils my piss when after cup finals when the tv folk are interviewing (normally the winners) at pitch side and rest of the team are celebrating and 1-2 players are kept to the side to answer fecking idiotic questions (more so than normal "are you glad you won?") then at the end of the pointless interview the interviewer says something like "go and join your team-mates" as if they need their fucking permission or something.

Will be like a new signing when it's confirmed he is staying...... I'll get my coat......

There will always be Miss McQueen to ease the pain of feck all signings........

New signings?