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You rate Carr and think Milner's shite Says a lot about you tbh. Says more about this board when literally no one seems to understand my stand on Carr... Yeah, and that's because said stand is well... how do I put this... stupid? Or, it's the rest of you who are fucking idiots because you can't get it?

Have we been practicing shooting? 8 shots on target, 0 shots off target.

You rate Carr and think Milner's shite Says a lot about you tbh. Says more about this board when literally no one seems to understand my stand on Carr...

I wouldn't be the slightest surprised if we don't sign anyone, not because the board is shite though, btw

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Is not anywhere near as shite as you make him out to be.

Agree

Bale to Chelsea Bridge to us

And good luck to you too my Milner bashing Gejon antagonising friend I can say, btw, that I think you're making a good move going into coaching, it's great fun! And Milner is shite, and GeJon spends half his time telling me I'm a cunt!

I have just started coaching a team of 12-year olds, though I've got no experience or anything. Good luck to you knightrider.

Did he really have to do a trick to achieve that?

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Swedish commentator when we scored our first: "There is no place in England like St James' Park when the home-team scores. The atmosphere here is just incredible" Something like that anyway.

Doesn't say a lot though, does it?

Agree. Though I thought Huntington looked good before their goal, after that he was terrible though.

what has fergie said?

Solano for me. Took out the most in-form player in the world very well and seemed calm throughout the game. I've been cautious of praising Solano too much at RB, because most games that I've seen it's been against a poorer opposition that didn't put him under too much pressure. He was today, and he coped with it superbly.

Milner did a good job defensively, would've thought it would've been better to have him on the right to kick the shit out of Ronaldo, but it worked out well. Apart from his goal, which ofcourse, was absolute class, he gave the ball away too often, just like the rest of our players. Great fighting spirit and a lot of credit to Roeder who got the tactics SPOT ON.

Is there a more wonderful sight than seeing your 19-year old being so fucking happy when he scores?

It's Fulham's keeper Niemi! Apparently he came out to head it, and while he was up there collided with Bocanegra, and then landed on his head That's terrible!

Come on Fulham! Have them and Reading on a roughly £25 bet.

Any official team news yet?

I'm happy if we score.

Seconded.

We must've been pretty shite if Milner was man of the match