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This is in the big away Derby game here in Stockholm on his 17th birthday.

Was just going to say, Lule broke our interest first

Mate. I can't even explain. He grew up on the same street as my grandparents lived. That game against Djurgården on his 17th birthday. Fucking hell. He is my step-sons favour player as well, not that he's hugely into football, but certainly won't hurt in my quest to make a little Geordie out of him

I'm fucking shaking. This is literally a dream come true for me. Please make this happen!

Scored against Barcelona at the weekend.

Coming through over here. Holy fucking shit! !

So they were sloppy from minute one, but 3 minutes in they could have scored 2 goals

Didn't consider that an upset.

Only upset I've seen is Crawley beating Fulham. Guessing that Fulham probably didn't care too much about that game.

I thought it was just us that had bids rejected?

Don't need to register players until after the window shuts IIRC.

That's obviously what I meant, I'm not a morning person

Darren Eales' first day as chairman yesterday, by the way.

Love how much SP hates Romano like, especially when he's so wrong about why he hates him

Weren't er given an explanation for that one? Something along the lines of the ref saw the pull, but didn't realise how bad it was so VAR couldn't overturn it? such a ridiculous decision, however it came to be

That penalty incident in the championship takes some beating mind It's tough enough to play against Man City, but that's now two blatant penalties noy given our way in the last two games against them. No idea how they weren't given like.

Fati is incredible

David Silva is still pure filth to watch

Take it you didn't see the game against Brighton last week then?

Mbappe would've taken the ball with him home if he was subbed.

And Ekitike can't get off the bench despite five subs having been used. He must be buzzing he went there rather than playing at SJP today.

Massive deflection, but the run was class. Just played in Merino with a great ball just now as well, could well have been an assist. Seems to playing on the right of a front 3 today, Isak ?

Used fairly well today, but still missed a blatant penalty for us. Would still get rid of it tomorrow, even if it meant us losing that game. Not being able to celebrate a goal properly is fucking shite. Being at games without VAR feels so fucking good, because you know what had happened actually happened. No need to worry about something that happened a minute before the goal was scored.

Aye, we'd be going mental at Stones for giving away such a daft penalty.

Ban worthy posting this shite, who the hell enjoys this crap?