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You see, the problem with Man Utd is their fans always expect to win the league. They are in the Premier League, the best league in the world, they should be happy with that.

Shouldn't be paying that much for a player really. What if he gets injured?

#GlazersIn

Brighton were shite at signing attacking players to be honest

Aye I'm sure that's all he does

He's got nowt on Alan "absolutely raped him" Pardew Tbf.

If it's that close to someone's heed then yes.

Yeah definitely high boot. Shame though, Wilson does so well there.

Didn't Howe say yesterday that he's fine?

It's not even that he's necessarily wrong, it's that he goes on about it in such a needlessly arrogant manner. 'Shite Ronaldo tribute act' as someone put it just absolutely nails it.

Nah you can still keep Trippier in if Dubs is playing

I'm really against us being part of it, but at the same time, there's no fucking way I'm not glued to the telly watching every second of it if it happens. I'm watching random YouTube channels about football that I don't even really like and listening to both True Faith and The Athletics utter cringe podcast about us now cause I just can't get enough of Toon content right now.

Dennis had a cracking start to his PL career, but dropped off massively after the AFCON debacle. Can't say I'm too fussed about missing out on him. Same goes for Sarr and Cornet to be honest. All three probably would have been decent stop gap signings for us, but I'm happy the club is going for higher calibre players in those positions, and even if we fail to land any attacking reinforcements, I've got a feeling that Willock and Almiron will have much better seasons this year.

Well aye I've learnt that now

Definitely Shame for the real fans that might be affected mind.

Always thought their SEB was about Seb Larsson

Anyone else reporting this other than Romano?

Wonder if he was under explicit restrictions not to increase revenue in any way, shape or form as well? Considering his then employer was the greediest cunt alive, I somehow doubt it.

I had an absolute mare

Wonder how that would have gone last season had the takeover not gone through. We stayed up in the two Bruce seasons down to luck, certainly had nowt to do with anything good that fucking Charnley might have done.

Aye he said that in the pre match presser on Friday.

And how much was Sancho again?

Just remembered when Pardew sent Ben Arfa out on loan to this fat prick

I don't think anyone can keep up to be honest with you mate All of the sudden Cucurella cost £60+m to a team that didn't need him and some Aston Villa youngster with like 3 PL games (who would have been free next summer) would have been our most expensive signing before Almiron. Market is absolutely fucking nuts man.

Yeah he was absolutely fantastic yesterday like. Got a feeling he'll be class if we feel we need to rotate Botman for the lesser sides, where he'll dominate, but against top quality we should probably just play our marquee signing.