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As s**** as that front six was, it was better than what we have at the minute though: 4 - Raylor 6 - Barton 5 - Jonas 3 - Ferguson 4 - Lovenkrands 5 - Ameobi Average = 4.5 6 - Rondon 1 - Perez 3 - Ritchie 2 - Murphy 5 - Ki 6 - Shelvey Average = 3.8 You can't help yourself, can you? The bolded ones are objectively bullshit. Why? Ferguson was shite and Perez is pointless. Was just our top scorer last season

Pep's goal difference during his 10 years as manager is +1009

Well there you go, already got 36000 people who are capable of protests and attacks on his business interests. How's that going? What have you done personally, out of interest? I'm an active member of The Magpie Group and Ashley Out. Why? To clarify, I've been to all of the protests, and helped out with organisation of bits and bobs. Good man. Just another 35999 people to convince then. As has already been proven, huge numbers of people are well up for campaigns against Ashley on social media or against his stores. So you'd expect them still to be happening, no? Or are people needing leadership? I've seen very little evidence that 36000 are getting involved tbh. I think people absolutely need leadership, yes. And no, not all 36000... you only need a couple of thousand to really make it work. What would it take for you to stop going?

He was there one entire transfer window man, spent fucking fortunes don't you know? Was sacked the day after winning a trophy as well, the useless FSW.

As much as I love Rafa, he really needs to stop giving this waster time on the pitch. Don't care if it's Aoyze or a kid like Sørensen up front, anything would be better than Joselu

We're the fucking worst

Fucking stupid that from Lascelles.

That nutmeg from Atsu

Their defence is there for the taking, shame our midfield/attack is shite and that their midfield will limit the chances of us really having a go.

TWO SHOTS

Bus parked.

8 out of 11 players played for us in the championship, two of them struggled to get games back then as well

That tackle Should be a long ban that

Would take being Roofied for the rest of Ashley's dictatorship.

Come summer, he'll have two years of PL TV money in the bank. Should we go down, there should be about £200m to fund a promotion push.

So Salah collapses under Dummett’s touch and the penalty is awarded. But wait, the crackle comes over the headphones - you need to have a look at that ref. Very well. Yup, still a pen. Now, let’s throw to Graeme Souness and Jamie Carragher to discuss the VAR referee’s decision here at Anfield... Sad but true. I still think it takes away the I didn’t see it defence. Over time it should be possible to build more pressure on the decision makers by putting like for like decisions side by side. Having said that t does depend on the media to add the pressure ? I'm not expecting us to get us to get as many penalties as Liverpool across the season, but it's a joke that we don't get one when our player gets an elbow in the face and they get one for their player getting a pat on the shoulder.

Unfortunately there's no reason to believe Ashley's quotes about selling the club in the first place either

The club clearly isn't worth £300m once the books has been looked at.

Liverpool have had more penalties in the last two games than we have in a season and a half.

Our relegation battlers are obviously going to start picking up two points per game now man. Keep up.

Aye of course Just saying that it's not the same as when Chelsea first did it, point is I wouldn't have any moral issues with us being the new big spenders like I might have in the past. Aa for FFP, it's basically a system to keep the 'top sides' at the top and not allow anyone new to join the elite. Once one has joined that merry band, no one give two shites about FFP.

You can't just buy big titles these days anyway. No matter how much money we got, we'd have to comply to FFP (in the beginning, at least) as well as compete with the likes of Man City, Chelsea, PSG, Man United, Liverpool, Barcelona, Real Madrid and Juventus for every single player we would want to sign. It would take a hell of a job for any manager and MD to get us to win the PL or CL even with the budget of a Man City these days.

Ref would have found a way to send our player off if that was on Allison

That'll be a retrospective ban for Salah, surely?

Come the fuck on, they don't need to cheat or help from the ref to win this.