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Yeah he's been on Swedish tv as a pundit a couple of times, clearly knows the game very very well. Unfortunately, I get the feeling the likes of Sky would rather have a controversial figure over someone who really knows football.

That would be illegal as shit though.

Inspired by all the FFP and Blue Card chatter going on lately, just thought it would be interesting to hear how us, the fans, want the game to change. So say you're voted president of FIFA or whatever, what do you do to fix the best sport in the world? Be as creative or as restrictive as you want, some might want to keep it realistic while others want to make changes that obviously could never happen.

Trippiers replacement sorted then

Who gives a fuck you boring cunts? It's still a fucking great goal, like pointing out Isak didn't get the assist for that goal last season

No they don't. We probably do, though.

Could still produce a Blue card, but instead of a sin bin, in the game itself it acts like a booking, however you only need one more Blue card within the next say 10 games to be suspended for a game.

Both of them should have been in the squad tbh, Mainoo looks an excellent prospect as well.

I know he scored today, but is Gallagher still living off those couple of good months when he was on loan at Palace? Feel like such a nothing player

Going to be the new Seden manager

How did Gusto not get sent off for the penalty? Surely thats a second booking?

How did the mackems not score there?

Also, I would say the Scandinavian leagues are doing really well at the moment. Of course we cant compete with the bigger European leagues, but plenty of teams are posting record season tickets sold for 2024. Even my team AIK (wor Isaks first club) who had an absolutely shocking season last year is selling more Season Tickets than ever.

But we give a shit who wins our domestic league. I hate a bit of Malmö and IFK Göteborg, but I couldn't care less about Bodö Glimt. Leave our leagues with over 100 years of history well alone, please.

They got to choose their own fucking punishment man

I thought it was supposed to be like 48 teams with relegation and promotion, now down to 16-18

Definitely not the only one

Where does Longstaff rank on the Youngsters list? Because obviously he wasn't a youngster when Howe came here, but he had certainly lost his way and Howe made him into a Champions League midfielder

Aye, already was one of my favourite players like.

Page 84 for when the contract was signed. Most of us seemed happy enough with him signing it to keep him here, but a fair few questioned the length of it. Got to remember just how fucking awful our CM options were at the time as well mind. We've come a long way from having Hayden and Shelvey starting for us in CM, and the only money we've spent on that position that's been available for us was Bruno.

Joeyt knew

Let that one sink in

Played against Chelsea last season as well. Did he start it even?

Pope Trippier Lascelles* Stones Livramento Rice Bellingham Saka Foden Gordon Kane *If fit

https://twitter.com/xGPhilosophy/status/1752456134089122039?s=20 How the fuck is our xg that low?