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Look up the meaning of talented pls Aye what the fuck is he on about? Not talented because he wasn't a team player .. which is also complete bollocks BTW. Some of them apparently still need to get the Pardew out of their systems. Still, I reckon even the king would understand how talented HBA is geordiedean was the one that said that we wouldn't have got a single more point with HBA in the team during the 14/15 campaign IIRC. Should just ignore him.

So much so that he signed a new contract?

Caulker, Hanley and Ayala have been the most linked. Cheers

Didn't they say that we'll have a replacement for Colo for when he leaves? Who's that likely to be then? Haven't really followed the rumours the last couple of days.

FUCK YES!

Neuer's face

If I recall correctly

Hope the Germans win it. Love watching them play, loads of likeable players and not really any massive cunts in their squad IIRC.

Can't wait to get rid of him, but Liverpool can get fucked with £12m.

Still using Flash, what a bunch of amateurs

Really not bitter that he's gone, but he's a fucking idiot for going to Crystal Palace under Pardew.

I can't fucking wait for the season to start

Or you live in Sweden.

7 pages from rumour to signing

Fucking fantastic news

Have to admit that I'd love Berba here, even though I highly doubt he'd be very useful for us.

As much as I hate him, it's probably the best suggestion I've seen so far. Failed at Man U, but did a good job with Holland and look what happened to them after he left.

It wouldnt just be an extra 100 grand a week out of their budget though, it could potentially increase by 5 times that much with other players wanting big rises on the back of it. Even if 3 or 4 players got an average 20k a week more then that would be up to 180k a week extra. Then you just tell them to fuck off

Feels so good to just trust whatever he does with these inconings and even possible outgoings.

Feels like we haven't had a pacey striker since Løvenkrands. Remy was quick obviously, but a) he was never ours and b) didn't really use his pace to get in behind the defence that much.

Hard working striker you say? Let's stick him on the left wing and tell him to hold hands with the left back.

FK Dnipro, who were in the EL final last year, have folded. Get on those bosman players Rafa

Let's hope Rafa can unPardew him

Quite plausible that the media information is coming from Pardews big mouth and that Townsend himself hasn't decided yet.

99.8 percent - everyone but around 650 people - of the Icelandic population watched the game yesterday