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I like Bowen, I really do, but what fucking planet is Southgate on putting him on instead of Palmer today? Didn't even watch the game, but I just cant wrap my head around that

Reckon Mainoo is a better option than TAA next to Rice. Should be Bellingham though, with Foden at number ten and Gordon or Eze on the left

Fucking Bowen ahead of Gordon or Palmer?

Why are we always so fucking boring?

Has Bellingham ever played as a striker? Thinking if Kane gets injured, it would be interesting to see him tried there with Foden #10 and Gordon on the left

Bellingham is pretty good like

He really does

Thought there was a van on new front of shirt sponsorships from betting companies?

It's crazy the week after the cup final a Man U fan I know was pretending like he had never said Ten Hag out after being spanked by Palace a couple of weeks prior, or when finishing 8th was a disgrace

I knew this post was coming some bollocks stats to 'prove' your point. If anything, those stats show just how shit of a manager he is then, because despite them you're still a team that is absolutely rubbish on the eye and look completely incoherent. Ask 100 football fans who they think is the team that applies the highest press and not a single one says Man U. Oh, and Man U is the team Ive watched most other than Newcastle the last 4 or so seasons as I work with a Man U fan. Reckon Ive seen more of them than you have, as you seem to be reading off a stats sheet and watch some Youtuber talk about your games.

Very good money for someone who cant even spell their first name properly

Willock looks like he's given up on life in his pic

Im watching a completely different team to you like. Kamikaze high press is the absolute last thing I think about whenever I've seen Man U under him. Defensive, boring, weak attempts at counter attacking football is much more how Id describe it.

His Man U in the league is the worst Ive seen them be, so of course Im happy he gets to continue. His domestic cup record has been very good Tbf to him, and seems to be keeping him in his job. I know we all want to win a trophy ASAP, but I feel like ten Hag staying is a good thing for us both in the short and long term, as he takes them backwards IMO.

Pretty sure Brummie has said that the amortisation on Luiz is already done, so selling him is that 'pure FFP profit' that their owner talked about.

I'd take Sancho off them for £20m now.

I've only seen a few clips of him, but I appreciate the vote of confidence

Very well put that. Said it loads recently, being a football fan is quickly being replaced by being an accountant

I really did not need another reason to love Robert Smith/The Cure, but there you go

Get the fuck out of our sport with plans like that. Even mentioning it should mean you've failed the fit and proper test.

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Aye, the brand with the three stripes should be making iconic kits for the club with stripes thats part of its identity

No, it's VAR mate

It's ridiculous how good it is. I’ve shared it with anyone who might even give half a fuck and they've all been impressed, and thats without knowing about the Isak dogs and Shola Apple bike memes.

Mrs pure loves the Adidas Originals stuff, if we get a bunch of that we might have to sell our flat to afford all the stuff she will let me buy