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Fucking love Cissé

Terrific interview that, really hope he makes it.

Him taunting Begovic after the free kick had gone in was even better, was laughing my arse off

Would have been a very harsh penalty had it been given.

We really could have done with a fit Ben Arfa today like.

We weren't shite either tbh, thought it was a very average performance. We controlled the game, and deserved the win.

Nah' you're just generally a bad judge of player. Or a WUM. Suspect the latter, actually. I've been right about him all season though, to be fair. If that's wumming, fair play. Thought he was having a great game up til that daft as fuck tackle. His pass to the Sissoko chance was class like. EDIT: I do think that Anita should play ahead of him in games like this mind.

Debuchy? Wasn't thinking. Edited the OP.

Elliot SimpsonTaylor Yanga-Mbiwa Haidara Cabaye Anita Obertan Sissokho Marveaux Cissé Hope Ben Arfa makes the bench.

Two wins in two from my pre-match threads

Begovic got what he deserved the time wasting, injury feigning cunt.

It's not very poor ffs Pass completion rate is a rubbish statistic anyway.

After the abuse he's been given, I wouldn't blame Rafa if he didn't want to win games.

You see this is where people are missing the point. If a striker doesn't hold it up and wastes possession, how is the team going to consistently create chances for him? How are we going to get that far up the pitch a lot of the times? Stoke defended extremely deep because it was injury time. They allowed us to play up until the edge of their area but that doesn't happen at 0-0 or for most of the match. Modern strikers need to help the team get up the pitch. Just stop posting man, please.

He did put in a couple of good corners today, just that no one was attacking them. Our failures to score from corners is far from just Yohans fault.

Got to remember how fucking shite Stoke are to play against like, we see it time and time again that games are shite when they play. They really were rubbish today mind, shocking team. How Begovic didn't get booked for timewasting I'll never know, that one goal kick feels like it took about three minutes.

I don't know which game Beren was watching claiming Cabaye was rubbish. He is so, so important for us.

What? We've barely hoofed it at all today

Imagine being a Stoke fan man, how fucking depressing We're by far the best team on the pitch, but the way they play it doesn't matter as they can potentially score from any of their hoofs.

Howay the lads!

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,93744.0.html

I quite like the difference between both teams captains, we've got the class French lad and they've the definition of a clogger.

Great news that Cisse starts. Love seeing Cabaye captain the team as well

You "captained" us to relegation you fucking prick, we are well within our rights to boo you.