Nobody

Had all but given up and forgot about my over 3.5 goals until about five minutes after Real got their second. From then I couldn't believe neither team managed to score.

Similarly, if Cattermole jumps in studs first in Ben Arfa's stomach, we'd want him sent off.

I would love to know what Jose said to Ferguson there

What?

Late Real equaliser and extra time please

Cabaye needs to be on the phone to him in the summer.

Awful kit tbh.

#43 I reckon they are pushing it when they are including 22-23 year olds, but he was 26 back then ffs

Aye, it's ridiculous Especially as it seems like he'll get a few minutes on the pitch.

Oh dear

I know Milner has done rather well recently, but it would depress the shit out of me to have to watch him week in, week out. He just doesn't feel like a natural footballer, it's all effort and often with very little end product. He's the complete opposite of someone like Silva who makes everything feel so simple and look so effortless. Saying that, fair play to Milner for making a great career out of limited talent.

Why the hell does no one mark Benteke on that corner? He didn't even have to make a run to lose his marking, there was no one near him from the start.

Absolutely no need whatsoever.

Yeah, Carroll is a great example of someone who has scored consistently for a number of years.

You agree with The College Dropout, that's all I'm going to say.

So just like Martinez then? And how can you even consider claiming that he 'certainly' couldn't keep them up consistently?

Aye.

I love Cissé, fantastic footballer and a great person. The people slagging him off can get to fuck. That's my deep and thoughtful contribution to this thread for now.

Danny Simpson would have been proud of that backing off.

Fuck off Spurs, why the fuck should Arsenal have played the ball out?

"He is human after all"

"We're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen" is by far the worst song in football.

Get the fuck in! About a year too late, but better late than never!

Spurs lost two of their best players in the summer, so if they manage third or fourth, I'd say that's a very good achievement for AVB.

Wait, haven't you been telling us the last couple of days that he's been shite this season?