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Messi seems to try the chip more often than the cunts on FIFA 10.

Everton for fucks sake!

I'm having a bit of Man U tonight as well, the price is just too good.

We're in big trouble if Barton isn't fit. Start Ferguson on the left wing and move Jonas over to the right? Or start Ireland on the right?

I couldn't care less what KK thinks. There's only one man who knows what will happen with the money, and it's not KK.

As if a fucking air rifle would hurt Tiote

There are at least five positions we should be looking to strengthen before even thinking about getting rid of Nolan.

Justice. Brum should have had a penalty and Sscccccny should have been sent off after a minute.

Fantastic news.

I would not have known about Sports Direct had Ashley not bought us.

What about Manchester City?

then again if you do a little thing like that and you find out it really winds someone up, don't you do it all the more ? neesy does it with the 'of's" Not the same raping Newcastle as raping the English language. You're supposed to love Newcastle. you've seen my typing ? I of all people couldn't give a toss providing it's not derogatory and everyone knows what is meant. It's always annoyed me when you that Just looks weird and I don't see the point at all.

Can't wait!

Why is Jenas still playing for Spurs? He's fucking garbage.

Thanks.

Can we please have these negative as fuck, out of context quotes removed from the title?

Why would we be called deluded? We're 2 points behind 7th which will probably get you there. I always get the impression this is what everyone outside of Newcastle thinks, they probably had a right to think that in our past few premier league seasons but I'd say everyone is a bit more cautious and level headed, dare to dream eh We could well be seventh this time next week, it's not even about dreaming, it's about showing a bit of faith and ambition. People criticise the board for not being ambitious enough, but it's okay for fans to be chronically negative and not even dare to talk about winning the next game, which could move us up to a European spot? Sorry, but that does not sit right with me.

Him, Enrique and Barton for me. Nolan and Coloccini on shared fourth place.

He's scored a lot of goals with his left for being right footed then. Maybe he just doesn't know himself that he is left footed?

He's fucking garbage, how the fuck has he been Arsenal's first choice keeper?

Lush!

Reckon he'll be a good manager one day.

Love the bit about him not being good enough in a few years

Aye, which is another reason why the injury was so devastating. He was clearly intended to be able to play on both wings and behind the striker. We've been lucky that Barton has been so good on the right hand side and that Jonas has stayed fit.

I think it's brilliant to have a player, who isn't even from the area, that cares so much about the club. He clearly wants us to move forward, just like any of us do