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Portugal and England are in the same time zone.

Obertan is his usual self, I see. Colo and Tiote doing really well.

I know these GOL commentators, want to make you go to sleep.

Ball sliced up in the air. 50/50 jump between Ba and the keeper. The keeper is white. Well that's right, white men can't jump.

Who's number 17 for us on the right. Likes to get his crosses in nice and early.

Personally I think this is going to be a snore fest.

So basically, Mike is committed to the club then.

Yeah, good luck to him. Hope he does moderately well, don't want to see him do better than us.

No surprise to see you hoping for that Most people like a nice cock unless your a vegetarian Is 'vegetarian' Australian for 'man who hates Savage Garden'? No it means he doesn't like 'goats meat'.

Bayern for me.

Absolutely fantastic season.

What a fantastic season, well done lads.

What an absolute croque of shit we have been. I hope Pardew sticks some fire crackers up their arse.

Exactly!

Good effort by the lads, did us proud really. Have to say the better team won, considering the talent they have.

Booing has been fantastic. Sounds great on the telly.

I wish Pardew would revert back to 4-3-3, we are much better.

What a first half, fantastic match. All we need now is to put three past them next half.

I just find that ugly brick wall behind it disturbing. You mean the stadium? How dare you, it's f***ing beautiful. It's fucking ugly that part.

I just find that ugly brick wall behind it disturbing.

Does look excellent, still it's surroundings doesn't quite fit with it. Surely there must be a nicer place at the ground for it to be put.

Pards looking his cool self there.

What a boring game to watch. Can't wait for this game to finish, in all honesty.

Nah, that's Cisse saying how big Demba Ba's dick is.

I have just got this gut feeling, this will be the game of the season and I think we will win it 3-1.