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Bid in for him today

No Ba or Cisse. Fuck.

Some random bloke: NUFC meeting representitives of Anderlecht's Hungarian defender Juhász Roland. Club official is former Uni pal. Sign him Pards

Pardew's press conference in 10 mins. Not that he'll give anything away but should confirm whether we're still in for anyone or if it's all over.

Definately bought it.

How the fuck is Odemwingie to Fulham a "MASSIVE MASSIVE STORY"? Someone sue them.

According to? Didn't NEEJ break the Cisse transfer? Called the medical a good while before SSN broke the story, so probably accurate. Anyway, Douglas saying anything looking unlikely now.

Milan re-enter talks for Tevez. He has to go today, so sick of hearing about him.

According to?

On the subject Swedish second tier players going to England, Liverpool look like they're signing Kristoffer Nordfeldt. Young but sort of dodgy goalkeeper from Brommapojkarna. I have no idea why, I hope we play them when he's in goal at some point.

SSN saying Wigan just had bid rejected

West Brom agree fee for Ridgewell

Isn't he pretty s***, even by Allsvenskan standards? Can't say I take much notice of teams outside of AIK, but he's hardly been setting the league alight anyway. He is, yes. Got relegated with Halmstad and hasn't set Superettan alight this year. Can't believe he's going from playing Värnamo and Åtvidaberg to the top sides in the Premiership. Probably won't get a game.

I think that if Zaha leaves tomorrow, we'll at least bid for him.

Just been confirmed on Swedish television (maybe official I don't know) that Marcus Olsson - brother of Martin Olsson - is signing for Blackburn. Massive step up from the Swedish 2nd tier to the Premiership. I'd describe it as going from Conference to Premiership. Weird signing. But that's Blackburn for you I guess.

fuck

This and this. Aye, Simpson needs more help from Jonas than Santon.

Compelling.

Zlatan has been brilliant the whole game, and season. Can't wait to see him with Guidetti (another hattrick for Feyenoord today) this summer. Hope they come up against Gary Cahill and Phil Jones.

Ashley and Llambias are still people with bad reputation in the business. It will take some time for good managers to think about coming to Newcastle, I think. If people see our blue print and are willing to work under Ashley's conditions, everything about the current structure and policy will appeal though.

Come on home boys.

Sampdoria, but yes, that was about it.

Looks horrible.

Goal was his fault yesterday. Can't cross, can't go past anyone and constantly backing off. We need better.