Dr Venkman

They've agreed the fee and now they're haggling over when we'll pay what. A medical is booked for Friday as the deal is expected to be agreed by then.

Well that's bollocks.

Everything you've heard about

It did occur to me that any work we put in with the agent selling 'the project to him' would have also paid off here. So the time put into the DC transfer attempt wasn't ALL wasted.

Brazilian Gazza.

Yep, yep, let’s see those offers they can’t refuse.

Already in the bath, too soon?

I’m also not having this ‘relegation will be fine’ nonsense. Get to fuck.

That’s their identity though isn’t it, they’ve got little else. Their identity is they’re not us. Sunderland, famous for Newcastle.

Considering our status as a premier league club depends mostly on incoming transfers I think it’s entirely acceptable to be a little #worried on 25th Jan like

Hundreds of billions.

Staveley

It’s scientifically proven bias. Not just a theory.

‘Alreet massive lads fans? Triggered?’

Are you looking at historical points total there? If so, are you expecting the 3 teams we’re competing with now to gain enough points to force us to win that many games to stay up?

I think the Messi debate is a bit of a red herring TBH and it always seems to happen when someone says ‘he was as talented as anyone’. It’s all debatable obviously but I think it’s enough to just say that he looked like he could more or less do anything he wanted at his best and that’s where the ‘as talented as anyone’ stuff comes from.

Played a blinder with him, didn’t he?

Oh absolutely. We're shite but if we're going to stay up we have to win some games, this is one of them.

I was 8.5 after Watford and thought we were totally dependent on incomings. I've seen enough shite out of us to not be moving too far down due to one win but hopefully it helps the players with confidence they can see games out. I'm 7.5 now but we're still hugely reliant on incomings. Not totally, though. He HAS to drop Lascelles now, it's getting ridiculous and I really don't want to be looking back on a relegation that could have been avoided with some smarter team selections e.g. Darlow, Clarke, and Lascelles (every fucking week).

Well, he's a mackem, he can't help it. You know what they're like man he won't be treating a game at SJP like any other as a proper professional would.

This always has and will always be the problem with officiating in this country and I've been saying it for years. Everything begins with the premise that the referee is not capable of making an error, it's absurd. They've managed to negate the entire point of a video replay system by bolting on their victorian era disciplinarian bullshit under the premise that the referee is always right. Until they change that underlying premise we'll never get consistency.

His aura.

Certain things about him have me a little spooked, mostly team selection stuff, but supporting him and giving him the benefit of the doubt for as long as possible. Really pleased for him and good to hear he was giving it big licks with the away fans yesterday.

Yep. Some people just can't see it if it's not really, really obvious.

I'm absolutely desperate for a season of mid-table mediocrity.